Alexandra Hammersla

Poured myself a cup of ambition ☕️

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

Growing my weenie dog army 1 pup at a time

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

@FallonTix What time is this? I don’t see it on the website anymore

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

@hernameiscait Mix it with cucumbers, olive oil, lemon juice, dill, and salt and pepper. Red onion if you have it! SOOOOO GOOD

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

Honestly wish I was back in crisis communications just to hear what @ohsolanier2 has to say about all of this

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

Thank you @jimmyfallon and @FallonTonight for brightening my quarantined days. If you haven’t seen it yet please go give it a watch

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

Not only does Twig need to be under the covers with me when I sleep, but if possible he’d prefer to sleep inside my sweatshirt....I think I might be to close to this dog now

[tricky little shit @romeotaco]

Honestly, I think the biggest tell I grew up in a small farm town is the utter shock I demonstrate when I find out that everyone at their high school DIDN’T have a belly button ring. Like what???? Idk what my navel looks like, it’s been sparkly since I was 15

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

Go me I did it

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

Waiting on the day where I have an apartment to furnish, live close to family again, and have a dachshund to spoil rotten

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

Okay the magnolia network is going to have documentaries about @JOHNNYSWIM and @FloretFlwrFarm 😭😭😭😭 this is my dream combo

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

@CaitLohman Wait I have to take all of those from my parents house now. What do I do? 😂

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

Young girl at work: why can’t you get us crayons?
Me: unfortunately I have to work
Girl: why?
Me: because I need money
Girl: why don’t you just shake your piggy bank?
Me: I already did that and need more
Girl: you know you can open it right?

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

I will never understand why I skimped out on the 4 dollar self tanner mitt (but willingly purchased several designer bags without a thought) and it is a game changer!

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Get you a woman who can do it all 😉

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

Watching an old season of the bachelor is sooooo the move today, the fashion alone is.....velour everything

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

I’m still scarred by mall Santa’s because one called me a cheap date when I asked for gum for Christmas. I think I was under the age of 10...

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

Okay @DollfaceOnHulu is such a solid show

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Too busy to understand impeachment hearings? Listen to today’s episode of the daily https://t.co/4Vh8d5rHnj

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

Puppy sleeping in the bed 👍🏻

Puppy sleeping in the bed with a cone of shame knocking into your head 👎🏻

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

He used the phrase “I think Twig is a Charlotte” omg

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

I think my greatest accomplishment as a girlfriend was getting Patrick hooked on Sex and the City

[Alexandra Hammersla @thefinALLI]

@_quinnlatifa Okay but actually no one wants to talk about that show with me and I was starting to think I was weird