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Bros don’t set other Bros up on blind dates.

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Bros don’t stop to smell flowers

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Single Bro’s always try and sit with one seat between them in case any ladies come along that don’t have anywhere to sit

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A bro never gives another bro the silent treatment #BroCode

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If a Bro buys a new car, he is required to pop the hood when showing it off to his Bros.

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If your team beats your Bro’s team, you have 24 hours to rub it in

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When using urinals, a Bro stares straight ahead at all times. #BroCode

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A Bro never leaves a Bro behind. #BroCode

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A bro always re-racks his weights at the gym.

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A Bro never questions another Bro’s stated golf score, maximum bench press, or height. He can however, ask the Bro to prove it. #BroCode

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When a Bro is in doubt, he shall consider the actions of Chuck Norris before making a decision.

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A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom

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A Bro doesn’t listen to chick music…in front of other Bros.

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A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro’s job description when introducing him. #BroCode

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If a Bro, for whatever reason must drive another Bro’s car, he shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations.

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Bros don’t wax their body hair.

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A Bro doesn’t un-friend his Bro on Facebook. #BroCode

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Bros do not share dessert.

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If a bro leads a beer/food run, he is entitled to any and all left over change. #BroCode

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If a Bro learns another Bro has been in a car accident, he must first ask what condition the car is in, before asking if his Bro is okay.