tired

roughly professional

[tired @Theflawedgoddes]

"Go hug a tree. Just hug it until you feel something. It's called romanticism"

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

You clearly weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

“TikTok is causing brain rot to our children!!!!”

The brain rot I grew up with:

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

KING

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

pretty sure they found some retired hitman and said yo try this real quick

[CoLo @MsCoLo]

Who do you think is cooking for the athletes?

[Princess Daddy 🤴🏿 @OhWho_OhLu]

Baby, is there even gonna be a winter in 2034?

[Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien]

marriage is sneezing 3 times in a row and then hearing someone in the next room yell “JESUS CHRIST”

[tired @Theflawedgoddes]

@NoahKahan You could sing the ABCs and it would still sound like something that touched my soul. Trust, I’m going to love the next album

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

It’s simple. She thinks all children are innocent and have inalienable rights and Biden is a genocidal, racist monster pretending to be a human being.

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants

[tired @Theflawedgoddes]

Someone in the library is taking a loud call while on speakerphone.

There are 3 other people sitting at the tables working and we all just exchanged THAT look

[tired @Theflawedgoddes]

I’m just waiting for the day when the government makes having my period illegal

[tired @Theflawedgoddes]

There is a big difference between me giving a book 5 stars because it was well written and me giving a book 5 starts because I was entertained for 500 pages.

[Harry Wood @harrymwood]

"Hey baby I'm gonna make some dinner then we can settle in to check out what's on MountCock+"

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

im drinking a hot choccy and going blanky mode u stupid bitch

[trash jones @jzux]

throwing a PowerPoint party but everyone is doing a presentation on what their job actually is and what they actually do for it every day

[tired @Theflawedgoddes]

Happy new year my toddler woke up and heard us talking about the neighbors letting off fireworks down the street and now says “fuck” with gusto