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the door is banana

[funso @TheFolorunso]

🎵 And I may not be your salvation / But I'll offer nonetheless…

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: Gambling helpline director sentenced to 10 years for stealing $1.4M to gamble.

[funso @TheFolorunso]

When action and intention are worlds apart, grace extends the benefit of the doubt.

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

She had no idea she just broke his heart until it finally clicked 😭💔

[funso @TheFolorunso]

One man’s coincidence is another man’s reason to start a church.

[funso @TheFolorunso]

Justice for toothpaste.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Men saving liquor bottles from falling off the rack during the M7.7 earthquake in Panama.

[funso @TheFolorunso]

Question 1: What are the seat numbers closest to the emergency exit signs on this plane?

Question 2: What part of the life vest should you blow to inflate it?

Question 3: What term best describes people who stand up immediately after a plane lands?

[funso @TheFolorunso]

Airlines should make flights more interesting by conducting a quiz immediately after the in-flight safety demonstration. Passengers who fail it will be relocated to middle seats. Best performers get aisle seats (which you’ll realize is better than window seats the older you get).

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

Leo: "thank you for loving me so much"
us: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[funso @TheFolorunso]

Ernest Hemingway described Paris as “a moveable feast”. As one part of the city is burning from protests about school standards, dachshunds are strutting in full pomp and pageantry in another part.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A real sausage party! The annual Sausage Walk took place in Paris — a dachshund walk along the Champs-Élysées

Hundreds of dogs walked 1.4 kilometers in colorful costumes, from Parisians in berets and striped shirts to cowboys.

The event has been held since 2018 and brings together dachshund owners from all over Europe.

This year, the walk coincided with World Animal Day, so the organizers raised money for a foundation that helps abandoned and abused dachshunds.

[funso @TheFolorunso]

Meg Ryan. What a Hollywood legend!

[funso @TheFolorunso]

The most repeated “confession” I hear from my 30+ peers is how they are all 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 their parents — in mannerisms, habits and tastes.

[funso @TheFolorunso]

It’s remarkable that a 43-year-old died and the reaction from his compatriots is more celebratory than mournful. I wasn’t familiar with Wicknell Chivayo but he seemed like a crony capitalist. As we strive for our daily bread we must be conscious of the legacy we’ll leave behind.

[funso @TheFolorunso]

It’s not the worst diction, considering many folks in a neighboring West African country pronounce the singular form as 𝘥𝘦𝘬𝘴. The same way these people 𝘢𝘹𝘦 questions. 😅

[funso @TheFolorunso]

Listening to a BBC program on how plastic wastes are being converted to school desks in Ghana, and something notable was how the three Ghanaians interviewed pronounced the word, ‘desks’. It was pronounced in two syllables: 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘴. 😩

[funso @TheFolorunso]

You cannot rank the best TV shows in the 21st century without courting controversy (for both inclusions and omissions), but how do you not have Derry Girls among the top 100? Do better, New York Times!

[funso @TheFolorunso]

I hope that defeat in November is resounding.

[funso @TheFolorunso]

If there’s one thing I appreciate about middle-class parenting in the West, it’s instilling the value of dignified labour into teens.

[Yara Young @Yara_Young93]

Parents thinking is this being served or finished😂😂 waiter or a hungry lion😁😁

[funso @TheFolorunso]

I lived in New England long enough to acquire that habit of a quick, polite smile when walking past strangers. I carried that habit into Lagos and smiled at couple of airport hangabouts. Na billing dem wan use kill me. I quickly regained my Somolu hard-guy face. 😅

[funso @TheFolorunso]

He has since won 2 grand slams. Never listen to naysayers. 😅

[funso @TheFolorunso]

Zverev is never winning a grand slam. Never.

[funso @TheFolorunso]

Ben Shelton gave his fans false hope by winning that third set. Americans will have to wait few more years before one of their own wins the U.S. Open again.

[funso @TheFolorunso]

Elena Rybakina of Kazakhstan! The 2026 U.S. Open Champion!!!!