Alex Fondaw

I bring so much to the table, I need two tables. Jayhawks. Chiefs. Royals. Surgery.

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

Happy TS surprise song day all - Here’s what albums the Disc 2 TLOAS songs belong on based on my professional opinion:

Patient zero -> Red
Cleveland! -> Lover
Pink Clouding -> Midnights
Babylon -> Speak Now

Thoughts? #tswift #encore

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

@royThomes19 Is it because of how bad the @Chiefs just beat the @Broncos? Not in our #house

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

Thank God that the USA was founded on an even numbered year - could you imagine having political cycles falling on odd numbered years? Aesthetically #brutal

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

Could you imagine swimming through the river in Paris? That’s inseine

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

@jaron_may @FGCU_MTEN Sure seems like a pretty one sided report - blurred out “screenshots” could easily be fabricated - give the content if you’re serious and get both sides instead of trusting a suspect source

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

If you’re worried your passing game is broken, just give put your ball in Rice for 4 quarters

#Chiefs @RiceRashee11

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

The seeds for the boats in Chicago have officially been planted in Lake Michigan, and on Memorial Day, they hatch and make their way to the Playpen for the summer mating season #neature

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Chiefs had more yards, far more passing yards, more first downs, more yards per play, allowed fewer sacks, had fewer turnovers, won time of possession but yea, it was the refs. Damn refs. Always against the Bengals.

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

Whompst ever invented the @McDonalds #Mcflurry spoon should be nominated for a @NobelPrize

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

And since we’re on the topic of bad brand decisions - who the hell thought @drpepper 10 was a good idea? #itsnotforwomen was the worst branding of the last 30 years

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

@PardonMyTake @icyhot

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

You know what was wild? That someone green lighted icy hot condoms

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

@VPanellaGIMD @BrooketheOstomy @SAGES_Updates Go pick up the most prickly pineapple and go fuck yourself

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

If you’ve ever gone skiing before, technically every drink after is apres ski

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

The real MVP of this #MichiganVsOSU game is the #RefCam - we need this for every game

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Derek Carr: https://t.co/9rztw8lmgg

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

TEXAS IS LEAVING THE BIG 12 BECAUSE THEY’RE AFRAID OF KANSAS

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

Riley and Maurissa are a close second for #BachelorInParadise

[Alex Fondaw @TheFondaw]

Aaron and James are the best thing to come out of this season of #BachelorInParadise #Bromance