>Quit a successful law career to pursue his passion
>Taught millions of young men how to survive in the wild
>Became one of the biggest youtubers
>Bakes fresh bread with honey butter in the middle of the wilderness
>Faithful to his wife
>Spends his days teaching his kids valuable survival and life skills
>Achieved the ultimate dream of getting paid to be a great dad
>Quit when he started to get too famous to focus on his family and Church
Luke won. Be like Luke.
50 cal: *click*
Me: Oh fuck! AMMO! I NEED AMMO!
You: I saw your rifle to pistol transition earlier, and honestly? I’m disappointed. You let the rifle fall to your side instead of keeping it in front of you.
Me: What?! GIVE ME AMMO NOW!
You: Also, you keep saying “flak.” We’ve been over this. It’s a plate carrier.
Me: GIVE ME *takes a sniper round to the chest, collapses into the turret, gasping for air*
You: …Is that a vertical grip on your M4?
LMFAO🚨You literally cannot script this.
Josh Seiter walks into a “F ICE” store.
Asks the employee, “Is voter ID racist?”
Employee says, “Yes.”
Then he tries to buy something.
Employee says, “Can I see your ID?”
So ID is racist… until you need it.
These people don’t even hear themselves anymore. 🤡
There was this guy who was all like “fuck anyone who promotes Lujan, remember who they are, there will be a RECKONING”
A few years later the guy’s employer is one of Sgt Lujan’s top sponsors 🤣😂🤣😂
🇬🇧 GUY CLEANED UP LONDON - GETS UP TO 2 YEARS IN PRISON
Environmental lawyer facing up to 2 years in prison for clearing rubbish from an East London river.
The group hired a digger for £1,000 and filled over 200 bags of rubbish, including packaging, needles, domestic appliances and even weapons. Shortly after the clean-up, Paul received a letter from the Environment Agency (EA) notifying him he was under investigation for operating without a licence.
The offence carries a maximum punishment of two years in prison, and he could also lose his job as an environmental lawyer. Despite this, Paul, who lives on a houseboat on the river, has pledged to press on, urging the EA to collaborate with him rather than pursue legal action.