Adeline 'La Fraise'

La fraise est le fruit des fraisiers (Fragaria), plantes herbacées de la famille des Rosaceae, et qui tweete des conneries. header by @poika_ @perisceris

[℮milia @gorfogatinhos]

eu sou uma pessoa bondosa mas eu sofro da maldição do ódio então por isso uma vez por dia eu tenho que dizer uma coisa maligna se não eu morro

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

microdosing killing myself by getting 1 year older every year

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Things cat owners of multiple cats do:
Ask 1 cat where the other cat is

[val (50/100) @ValToadstool]

found an awesome youtube channel

[༺ 𝑰𝒗𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒆̀𝒆 ༻ @cemeteryfaerie]

💜🐉✨

[Niko 🇨🇩 @N_mangolo]

badoit

[Marco @soymarcogm]

Ella aún no lo sabe pero voy a hacerle love bombing (amarla incondicionalmente durante 70 años) y después hacerle ghosting (morirme)

[XBOX @XBOX]

SPYRO?!?! (yes, Spyro)

Spyro: A Realm Beyond is coming Spring 2027 | #XBOXShowcase

[Adeline 'La Fraise' @TheFraise]

@Octanexit Ah mais merci je savais pas si c'était moi qui était bizarre d'avoir détesté 😭

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

timothee chalamet looks so happy. i should enter a relationship with a billionaire supermodel with a fat ass