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[Frank Haviland 🇬🇧 @Frankhaviland]

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[Frank Haviland 🇬🇧 @Frankhaviland]

“That the Nowak family have not just had a genuine life sentence imposed upon them, but will be forced in perpetuity to fund the upkeep of their son’s killer, is a crime against decency.” #TwoTier #DeathPenalty #HenryNowak https://t.co/lJaAnKSAuD

[Frank Haviland 🇬🇧 @Frankhaviland]

Do you agree that in hiding the murder weapon, Vickrum Digwa’s mother was “only doing what any mother would have done"? #JusticeForHenry #WhiteLivesmatter

[Frank Haviland 🇬🇧 @Frankhaviland]

Dear @HantsPolice & @Keir_Starmer,
I will post this every day until you release the full bodycam footage of Henry Nowak’s final moments.
His memory deserves to be honoured.
His family deserves the truth.
The public deserve transparency. #JusticeForHenryNowak #ReleaseTheFootage

[Frank Haviland 🇬🇧 @Frankhaviland]

“Blair’s interference is about as welcome as the reformed smoker lecturing the regulars on the dangers of tobacco, and ‘proving his point’ by setting fire to the pub curtains.” #TonyBlair #Reform #Hypocrisy https://t.co/lVcPOdLpdq

[Frank Haviland 🇬🇧 @Frankhaviland]

“If you are white, in Britain you're not only a 2nd-class citizen - but in the event of an attack on your life, the police are likely to be on the side of your assailant.” #HenryNowak #ReleaseTheFootage @HantsPolice @Keir_Starmer @elonmusk @RobertJenrick https://t.co/FVDMWaUf1c

[Frank Haviland 🇬🇧 @Frankhaviland]

“How long before it’s legal to stab a white man for being ‘racist’, for looking ‘racist’, or simply for being white?” @elonmusk #Racism #TwoTier https://t.co/2LlG3D8Dea

[Frank Haviland 🇬🇧 @Frankhaviland]

“In his furious condemnation of @TRobinsonNewEra, Sir Keir took to X with the zeal of an Archbishop and the authority of a milk-monitor.” #UniteTheKingdom #Tommy #Starmer https://t.co/38USuoGkOq

[The New Conservative 🦋 @TheNewConserva8]

'All scams still seem to end, inevitably, with the Nigerian Prince.' @Frankhaviland for The New Conservative @elonmusk #AI #Grok #ScamAlert https://t.co/OfMKNeNmEm

[The New Conservative 🦋 @TheNewConserva8]

“Alexander of Macedon wept salt tears because ‘there are so many worlds and we have not yet conquered this one’… Should we not do the same?” asks Stewart Slater https://t.co/ImBKgEFiI7

[The New Conservative 🦋 @TheNewConserva8]

'For a man to have achieved what she achieved would have been remarkable - for a woman at the time to do this was doubly remarkable.' writes Russell David https://t.co/3F9aUfE6aE

[The New Conservative 🦋 @TheNewConserva8]

'Pushing Jenrick before he jumped made Kemi look strong and powerful – no bad thing in a party many of whose members yearn for the smack of firm governance. Especially when administered by a female…' Stewart Slater #Politics #ReformUK #RobertJenrick #TNC
https://t.co/LF76jzg6l3

[The New Conservative 🦋 @TheNewConserva8]

'London’s Women's Night Safety Charter opens with the lie, ‘London is a safe city, but too many women feel unsafe when travelling’. If London is safe, then why do we need a charter?' @rwatson1955 for The New Conservative #London #Crime https://t.co/HeSIjM5ru1

[The New Conservative 🦋 @TheNewConserva8]

'We are tribal, status-seeking, sex-obsessed hairless monkeys. And we really don’t like to be reminded of the fact.' Stewart Slater for #TNC #BikiniTrend #AI #grok https://t.co/3l0yt12M7A

[The New Conservative 🦋 @TheNewConserva8]

'‘You don’t have to go.’
‘He doesn’t deserve to see you.’
‘If you loved me, you’d stay here.’
Children learn instantly: love for both parents = danger; loyalty to one = safety.' Melanie Gill #ParentalAlienation #TNC https://t.co/iBStHPcMpv

[The New Conservative 🦋 @TheNewConserva8]

'Real crimes should be taken more seriously than ‘non-crimes’, proper vetting of potential officers must take priority over inclusivity and diversity, and common sense must take precedence over consultation.' @rwatson1955 for #TNC https://t.co/hBptSgIIqd

[The New Conservative 🦋 @TheNewConserva8]

'Shamima Begum: From Tower Hamlets schoolgirl to Kalashnikov-wielding ISIS enforcer. Multiculturalism’s greatest success story: beheadings funded by British taxpayers.' @Frankhaviland for The New Conservative #ShamimaBegum #Immigration #TNC #ECHR https://t.co/9W3S59dmGP

[The New Conservative 🦋 @TheNewConserva8]

'Labour is stirring up hatred in numerous sectors of society, but it is not generating any fear.' Stewart Slater for The New Conservative #KeirStarmer #LabourOut #TNC https://t.co/gYiSZjOonx

[The New Conservative 🦋 @TheNewConserva8]

'The risk for Britain is not just falling further in the global rankings, but settling into a new normal of diminished economic ambition and reduced prosperity for its people.' Dr Andrew Wolf for The New Conservative #Britain #Economy https://t.co/7An1PLXYIt

[The New Conservative 🦋 @TheNewConserva8]

'With the increasing cost of living, the minds of #Crowborough residents might reasonably rage over the largesse extended to the anticipated residents of Crowborough camp.' Madeleine Gillies for #TNC @ashdownetal @CrowShieldOff @Andrew_WilsonUK https://t.co/voTcKPBuJq