Garth Watson

Ran across America. Now I run around Pittsburgh.

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My hometown restaurant got new mugs and I can only assume they used a screenshot of some clip art but forgot to move the mouse cursor.

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5 of which can currently been seen on the big screen at Row House Cinema in Pittsburgh!

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

The Consensus for Showdown № 237 is in 🗳️

Here are the top twenty “Be Gay, Do Crime” films, as voted by the Letterboxd community 😎

View the list: https://t.co/Mq0Hn7KkI4

[Umbrella @UmbrellaEnt]

#GIVEAWAY Here is your chance to win the #1 Collector's Edition of THE DIRTIES (1/3000) featuring NEW interviews with the cast and crew including director Matt Johnson!

To enter:
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We will draw the winner next week.

Good luck 📹

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4 years have passed and I still haven’t remembered to cancel it. At this point I’ve accepted that I’m gonna be a subscriber till the day I die.

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Please god let 2022 be the year I finally remember to cancel my Paramount + subscription that I’ve forgotten about for the past 6 months.

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I guess that explains why the trash next to the toilet smelled so bad.

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@Pacifistoffury @JayCheel

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@DylanGelula @BrotiGupta Lecture Hall

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@DylanGelula @BrotiGupta The June/Garth Lecture Hall meetup finally happened!

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https://t.co/BpyJUnr8Nm

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Give it up for your boys!

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Wait what the hell?

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Drive-Away Dolls (2024) - Starring Margaret Qualley, Geraldine Viswanathan, and Garth Watson

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

Presenting the 30th annual #VFHollywood Issue, our cheekiest yet, starring Bradley Cooper, Natalie Portman, Pedro Pascal, Colman Domingo, Jodie Comer, Lily Gladstone, Greta Lee, Charles Melton, Da’Vine Joy Randolph, Jenna Ortega, and Barry Keoghan.

🔗: https://t.co/lS29WkBMqO
Directed by Gordon von Steiner.

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Drank Old German Premium Lager with @MikeHanford after his show.

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https://t.co/E0NjomLbfg @DylanGelula @BrotiGupta

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The Daily Bitch calendar just gets me!

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I’d love my obituary to say I was “doored to death”

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It’s been awhile @BrotiGupta @DylanGelula

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@TheSloppyBoys Hot tub outside, snowing, with some Yuengling bottles.

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I live my life by three simple rules:

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This is what I say every time I walk into a Starbucks.