Gary Lambert

Evertonian, Man About Town, Music Fan and Merseyside's 54th Most Eligible Bachelor 2013

[Mounsey. @rosemeyer1939]

They'll be back in the car and driving tomorrow.

If they already drive on 220, nothing will stop them.

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@PlaqueReport Bring me the head of every soulless streamer.

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@QuigsDavid Please let it be the slipping over part. The half time show delayed to allow an air ambulance to land in order to take him to Johns Hopkins to reattach his arm.

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

What fucking circumstance could require him?

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Jordan Henderson broke his arm and had surgery 2 days ago. Last night he togged out and made himself available incase his team needed him. A man who is ready to die for his country. A true hero 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@sterushton Never. That’s someone trying out a hip new phrase just in case.

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@sterushton @MarkGottlieb “Norway in five”. The thick twat thinks it’s a series.

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@Home_of_Fight Wrong! For non-fanboys of rapists this was a great moment.

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

When you’re being slagged off outside of the neighbourhood WhatsApp.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Had the slightly weird experience just now of walking home from where I was watching the game and hearing someone say in their garden “Oh God look at what David Baddiel’s just written.”

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@TheNotoriousMMA Has anything more humiliating happened to you in a ring than your opponent asking the referee to stop a fight rather than hitting you because you looked so pitiful on the ground lying to yourself that you were able to do anything?

You inspired a new MMA move, The Good Samaritan.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Nothing to suggest alleged murder of Ann Widdecombe was politically motivated, police say as suspect held https://t.co/rtbWJOIIeO

[Mark Gottlieb @MarkGottlieb]

The streamers have been one of the worst things about this world cup. Kick them all out. It used to be against the terms of service to broadcast from inside sporting events. Go back to that.

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@EdMc_Cosh @maggiejane1985 Or it could be Concert MegaSquare

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@EFCLyndon He’s just gone up by £15m

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@adi_dasslerWSAG @SoundDave1981 Yeah. The referees have decided that’s what they will interpret that rule as it seems as this is the second time it’s happened. They should just come out and say that officially.

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

At least nothing monumentally iffy went on in Argentina’s win this time.

Oh…

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@evdokios @SoundDave1981 It was said earlier on in the tournament that they got it wrong in how they used the review process ie it is a wrong decision not mistaken identity.

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@SoundDave1981 Yes. The end result was correct. The mechanism to get to it wasn’t.

[Steviemac 🍋 @steviemac2010]

If Lee Dixon could choose any flavour ice cream it would be vanilla

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@Gwladystreats “Bring me on boss, bring me on. I’m ready. Just not for throw ins”

[Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert]

@CansAndBansV12 “Norway in five bro”. Someone soon is going to end up doing time after a football match with these clueless streamer cunts regardless of club or country.