Gary Bears Superfan

I have plenty of content left - Gignac is my GOAT

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

ManningCast but it’s Tony Romo and Mark Sanchez facetiming each other during Thursday Night Football while driving a Volvo six beers deep

[Mayce Tomlin @maycetomlin]

IM SEEING A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THEY WANNA LIVE IN MIKE TOMLIN'S MINECRAFT CITY. WHAT IM NOT SEEING IS ANYONE ASKING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VILLAGERS THAT *USED* TO LIVE THERE.

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

Did they let Amber Guyger out to go walk into the room of that Christa Pike lady?

[xGimli @_xGimli]

no sold TWO lethal injections?

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

@Road_Builder_TX I just set up some analog speakers I bought on FB marketplace and thought they were fucked up for a second because of that shit

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

@bburntcoffee Let em have it

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

@bburntcoffee are you locking yourself in a prison of the past or future?

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

macklemore is a perfect example of why one must separate the art from the artist. but for the opposite reason people usually mean

[Duane Dog Chapman @DogBountyHunter]

I hope a lot of people are watching NFL today. It just kicked off.

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

Cooking

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

GB 22 - MIN 39

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1097th unique score in NFL history, and the 2nd of the 2026 season.

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

CHI 59 - CAR 37

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1096th unique score in NFL history, and the 1st of the 2026 season.

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

@CooperEarlJones This is so true I’m always saying this

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

@bburntcoffee It feels like you did some hyperbole in your tweet about hyperbolic discourse.

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

@bburntcoffee Not a bad early date but a bad first one

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

@bburntcoffee

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

@realbeardo @bburntcoffee

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

@bburntcoffee Sorry I’ll try to cut it back

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

RIP Dolly Parton

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

@bburntcoffee They also don’t have video ads on their pumps.

[Gary Bears Superfan @theGarzanator]

@bburntcoffee @realbeardo @AlexiLalas No