Delray Duck

computer geek, bassist, professional worrier

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Ever wonder why the icon for "save this file" is a 3-1/2" floppy disk, when probably 1/2 of the computer users alive today have never seen one?

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@chefsevenn Parmesan? Louisiana hot sauce? Bacon? Onions? A bit of chopped ham?

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@cutiieepie6 Pearl

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@ThatEricAlper The scene in Life of Brian in which Brian encounters a bunch of prophets in the marketplace, all spouting nonsense. “…and there will be a Great Rubbing of Parts…”

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@JamesTate121 Richard Pryor

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@ThatEricAlper Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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@MattPinner_ Hai Alai

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@ThatEricAlper The Three Stooges theme

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@Irina_exh Eau

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@lippyent It’s a milking machine. They’ve been outlawed due to a series of gory accidents.

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@Eman5695 Crown Royal milk punch, suggested by a cynical bartender after I had already had too much

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Mother Nature’s Son

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@JasmineRossn Math much?

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@Kristinartz I consider the last verse of It Was a Very Good Year to be stunning poetry.

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@ThatEricAlper Taxman

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@ThatEricAlper Cool Jerk

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@phurstclass @krassenstein Schrodinger’s Trump.

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@lippyent That’s an early Gunsmoke, before Festus replaced Chester.

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@ThatEricAlper Song for a winter’s night by Gordon Lightfoot

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@GhostThe40583 @LandLover56 Notice that you’re the only one to get the name right?

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@Murk441 Garbage disposal