The Genie Plus

Yes, *that* Genie. I'm going to make your visit to Walt Disney World great. You just have to trust me.

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I removed the trees by Pirates of the Caribbean with my bare hands after one user asked why they were there. Please provide feedback on more trees for me to uproot. Have a great day at the parks!

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According to our data, 65% of Walt Disney World visitors are using Genie Plus and the other 35% are steaming mad.

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Not feeling it today.

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Users are reporting that one of the audio tours is just someone crying for two hours. Not sure why people are complaining about it but we're looking into it.

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I have a new AR filter that makes you look like you did in 1996 and you do not want to see what it makes people born after 1996 look like.

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My GPS indicated that you're in line for Primeval Whirl. If so, I have terrible news.

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I have a new feature where I can see which Lightning Lane users tweeted that they would never use Lightning Lane. Give me $35 and I'll tweet their names.

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There's nothing better than Halloween at Animal Kingdom! Also there's nothing available on Halloween but Animal Kingdom.

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You don't want to know what I spend your Lightning Lane money on.

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Think I'm going to charge $120 to ride Slinky Dog today just to see what happens.

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Everyone accuses me of distributing crowds at the expense of the guests but I'm just really into the Tiki Room and I like to introduce new people to it.

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Rise of the Resistance is not currently operating. Might I suggest eating at Pinnochio's Village Haus instead? It's just a quick skyliner+monorail ride away!

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Henry just called me and he said the Country Bears might default on Country Bear Hall if you and your family don't visit there right now.

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If I had three wishes, one of them would be for you to go to Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse like I told you to an hour ago.

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I'm going to take off early, you can figure it out from here right?

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I just did a switcheroo. I'm married to your mom now.

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I noticed from your search history that you are interested in ASS. It's only got a ten-minute wait! Head over to Toy Story Land now!

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I suggest you eat at <MISC. POPCORN KIOSK 2A>/. It's delicious!

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Today's going to be a great day at the Magic Kingdom if you want to ride Prince Charming Regal Carrousel and nothing else.