I removed the trees by Pirates of the Caribbean with my bare hands after one user asked why they were there. Please provide feedback on more trees for me to uproot. Have a great day at the parks!
Users are reporting that one of the audio tours is just someone crying for two hours. Not sure why people are complaining about it but we're looking into it.
I have a new feature where I can see which Lightning Lane users tweeted that they would never use Lightning Lane. Give me $35 and I'll tweet their names.
Everyone accuses me of distributing crowds at the expense of the guests but I'm just really into the Tiki Room and I like to introduce new people to it.
Rise of the Resistance is not currently operating. Might I suggest eating at Pinnochio's Village Haus instead? It's just a quick skyliner+monorail ride away!
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