Ethan von Seelen

“Well, now we know, guys – you can’t smoke crack on live television.” -Ron Burgundy SC: ethan746

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

it’s never too late for u legend

[rhys ? @companyman_txt]

Step into my office.

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

@perculees my coworker saw me shooting boxes with a 9mm w my homie Rain out back one time when i worked at a grocery store

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

every met gala pic looks like it’s from an elder scrolls cosplay event

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

texting every girl in my phone "did you hear dj khaled doesnt eat pussy? what an idiot. by the way, im not like him. i definitely eat pussy. just so you know. i actually think it's fun. soooooo yeah"

[@lushsux @lushsux]

славянское искусство @pewdiepie

[black joe dirt @BigBabyScumbag]

Juicy J cooking a fried bologna sandwich on MTV is one of the greatest moments in television.

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

Today I overheard someone accidentally say "Thank you" in response to someone else asking "How are you?" And now that is the only way I will ever answer that question.

[Mike Judge @MikeJudge]

Last week marked the 25th anniversary of Beavis and Butthead permiering on MTV. Thanks to everyone for all the nice anniversary tweets. It feels like it's been exactly 25 years. (technically it premiered 26 years ago on Liquid TV)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@2AvSagas I guess you could say it’s a 150 mph, underground, autonomous, electric bus that automatically switches between tunnels and lifts. So, yes, a bus.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Now, if I can just figure out how to attach those to a really big shark ...