Matt Harman

I'm just here for the free pies... there ARE pies aren't there?

[Matt Harman @TheGhoti]

When they announced that the Mixed Skeleton was next up at the #winterolympics I was expecting quite an intimate inter-team dynamic!

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Classy place, The Long Walk.

In unrelated news, they need some pest repellent - this tree’s clearly had snails slithering all over it! 😬

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Here I go again!!! #VegasBaby

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What in the name of fuck was that national anthem about?! #BritishGrandPrix #DamienLewis

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Me, in dog form!

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So glad others were struggling with this. I think we’re settling on “Buy back vagina, Camilla” (presumably referencing some sort of ill-advised deal she did with a local pawnbroker). And then “My bad, my bad, my bad”?! #Coronation

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

So, what are they singing then!?
#KingsCoronation #kingscoronation2023

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Red Arrows flypast going over Windsor 😐 #Coronation

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Dadddyyyyyyyy… are we nearly there yet? Can I play on your phone? Can I play Minecraft when we get home? I need the toilet…

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Nice to see Penny Mordaunt channelling her inner Poison Ivy #Coronation

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“And is it clearer with A… … or B?” #Coronation #ShouldHaveGoneToKingsavers

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Learn from your King - always bring a spare (or two)…! #Coronation

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Very hard to hear Zadok The Priest & not feel like you’re being sold life assurance #Coronation

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Tragic developments at the #Coronation as Charles falls 2 furlongs from home at The Chair & vets move in to euthanise him…

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Justin Welby, Wimbledon Ladies’ Singles champion 🤔 #Coronation

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GENUINELY thought something was being censored (you know what those dodgy choir masters can be like)…! 😳 #Coronation

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The “platypus-womble” look is very much in vogue this season. #Coronation

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Some real Champions League grade filling going on from the master of the art, Huw Edwards, today. When I turned the TV on earlier he was segueing from name-checking the guy who designed a candelabra to talking about carpet weave! #Coronation

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Mum & Dad’s cats staging a formal protest against monarchy this morning (TV is out of the left of shot)…! #Coronation

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Universe: Fancy playing an #FACup semi final?
Fulham: Nah, we’re good thanks.

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I might have got carried away with this warmer weather. Lunch courtesy of @streetfoodspain & @CreperieWindsor while sat on the balcony. It’s just like being on holiday 😎