The Glorious American

Satire For The Right. And The Wrong.

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#BREAKING @elonmusk & @VivekGRamaswamy announce reality show ‘DOGE Days’ Coming Soon! #DOGEDays @iwantlibertees

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@DannyMarang Trey Murphy III or Joe sincerely needs to be fired.

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Trump: ‘We Should Send Dr. Fauci To Jail, But Only For 15 Days’ https://t.co/IchGxa9rzW

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AOC’s Store Now Selling ‘Fight Against Fossil Fuel’ Diesel Trucks https://t.co/9JNMTr4fWH

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Oregon Sex Reassignment Surgeon Sued For Only Offering Two Genders https://t.co/Po3ZB0IhoD

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Seattle Man Found With 8 lbs. Of Heroin In Plastic Bag, Arrested For Possession Of Plastic Bag https://t.co/WPmkf5pLsr

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Michael Moore In Critical Condition After Forgetting To Remove Easter Candy Wrappers Again https://t.co/z5DL1ywFfm

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After Narrowly Escaping Death From Radical Left, Governor Josh Shapiro Vows To Support Radical Left Even Harder https://t.co/YdRGYyXNzW

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Doctor Confirms Bernie Has Built A Huge Movement, Recommends Fiber https://t.co/Ub944pXhzN

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Children Now Fear Rich Not Paying Fair Share More Than Monster Under Bed https://t.co/ilMwXyM4KX

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Went too far..

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LGBTQ Coalition Accidentally Adds An “S” For Straight, Destroying Movement https://t.co/oSUdbxRb4N

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Disaster: Adam Schiff Answers ‘What Is The Russians’ For All Answers In Jeopardy Appearance https://t.co/OwvDgymYIn

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Pete Hegseth Instructs Female Soldiers To Be Ready One Hour Before Actual Deployment Time https://t.co/riJFcbvKqY

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Oops: New York Times Forgets To Fill In Template Before Print https://t.co/VpxXFEus1p

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Suburban Woman Narrowly Avoids Getting Murdered On Way To Tell Pollster Trump’s Not Nice https://t.co/yRksV1dQ9C

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Democrats Admit AOC Was Only Installed To Destigmatize The Mentally Retarded https://t.co/JxwPC7y0AG

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Feminist Sprinter Refuses To Take Baton On The Grounds It Looks Like A Penis https://t.co/htAAYlFutl

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Democrats Ask MS-13 Gang Member to Give Response to Trump’s Joint Session Speech https://t.co/lEN4oZ0gc6

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Alec Baldwin Offered Over 2,000 Roles After Oscars Require Handicapped Actors https://t.co/LfkwwJHdEG

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Horrifying Hate Crime: Blazing Saddles DVD Found In NASCAR Garage https://t.co/o5RfgexNuh