G O O B Y ! 🐍 (They/Them)

Professional idiot, '04 baby and snake parent 💚
Flex tank/supp

[gambit’s lawyer @gambitluvclub]

divers pinging for heals

[G O O B Y ! 🐍 (They/Them) @TheGobbleGoober]

"But we have more deaths than you! You must be bronze 1! Haha bronze 1 loser!" You have more deaths BECAUSE I was healing my fellow supp through the dive. Iron man isn't on my top list of prios to heal when there's a hulk ulting, thanks.

[G O O B Y ! 🐍 (They/Them) @TheGobbleGoober]

Since I just got yelled at and was told I was on the spectrum for focusing healing my fellow supp whilst we were being dove, I feel like I'm allowed to call dps players privileged as fuck, right?

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

I don't think pvp zones are the solution to prison overcrowding

[G O O B Y ! 🐍 (They/Them) @TheGobbleGoober]

@LightShift_ @CreepsGreece Idk, guessing it's to do with raven

[казамі ⍙ ⏾ ⋆⁺₊✧ @kaze_storm]

drastic times call for drastic measures 🤙

[G O O B Y ! 🐍 (They/Them) @TheGobbleGoober]

I tried to get to their virtual assistant help thingy and it wouldn't even let me upload a picture or receipt, and that's less than ideal, isn't it?

[G O O B Y ! 🐍 (They/Them) @TheGobbleGoober]

Bro... @McDonaldsUK has some explaining to do, wtf is this? I *just* opened it and it wasn't tampered with 💔 where's the rest of my ice cream....?

[G O O B Y ! 🐍 (They/Them) @TheGobbleGoober]

@Gremlinstone @CreepsGreece it's entirely just that i never have they/them used AT ALL if i put she/they or don't mention it ;-;

[G O O B Y ! 🐍 (They/Them) @TheGobbleGoober]

@CreepsGreece apparently, and i quote, "Gobble doesn't count, they're like some weird cryptid thing."

[G O O B Y ! 🐍 (They/Them) @TheGobbleGoober]

i don't feel like i ask for a lot but i never get anything, so...

[G O O B Y ! 🐍 (They/Them) @TheGobbleGoober]

My personal wishlist for s8:
- FIX THE ANGELA CHARGE BUG
- remove namor/hela teamup
- replace the groot/jeff/rocket teamup
- flat out nerf black cat
- release the next hero as a tank so i'm not solo tanking EVERY GAME

[Aizen @Azaz_zel]

If you’re spamming “need healing” after dying while frontlining alone and your supports are getting jumped in the backline, you might just lack team awareness

[G O O B Y ! 🐍 (They/Them) @TheGobbleGoober]

what WILL get you the results you want is offering to switch roles/characters, peeling, or just paying attention to pings.

because when i'm being dove by THREE people i am going. to. die. unless we all communicate.

[G O O B Y ! 🐍 (They/Them) @TheGobbleGoober]

OKAY! DAILY REMINDER:
- i cannot heal you if I am dead
- i cannot heal you if YOU are dead
- i will try and heal you if i'm being dove, but it might not be as much as you want
- crying about it in chat and flaming will not get the results you want, it will either pmo or mean idc

[Freddy Fazbear @thetoreadorbear]

WHAT THE FAZFUCK JUST HAPPENED.

[Evan @Sdk3lv_]

Queer people : I'm queer

Neurodivergent people : I'm neurodivergent

That queer neurodivergent person you've been trying to ignore : Ao3 is down i'm gonna end my life

[Bulbagarden - The original Pokémon community @Bulbagarden]

will someone in the UK PLEASE catch Kyogre or summon Rayquaza or SOMETHING

[Jowol | Marionette VTuber 📦🎀 @PorcelainMaid]

I need more twinks in my life, you don't understand. My taste is strong, powerful women and pathetic men. I mean, there's more nuance to it, obviously, but the point is I need twinks.