Goblin

professional degenerate / youtube guy / reformed tweaker | host of the best podcasts in the world | my 🌲 brand @onlygasdotcom

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Surprise surprise, here’s what I was doing in Texas the other week

Go tune in, this one’s a banger 🔥

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

@shpeegleboop Society needs a live goblin clips viewing event

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imagine watching @TheGoblinnn play games and take bong rips on this

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Want to call in to my show, The Gobcast, and talk to me LIVE on air today?

Call me TODAY at [phone] and LEAVE A VOICEMAIL for a call back!

Today I want you to call in about… ANYTHING!

Been waiting for the perfect moment to call? Something on your mind you NEED to share? Today I want to talk about absolutely ANYTHING. Ask me for input or just ask me anything, tell me a story or ask for advice, or just get ANYTHING off your chest - you can seriously call me about absolutely whatever is on your mind today. Nothing is off limits.

I will call you back between 11am to 4pm PST today. Save my number so you recognize me! By calling in, you consent to all communications being recorded. Do NOT call in if you don’t want to be recorded - because you will be!

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Spent all night running BO2 multiplayer with the fellas. Spent a solid 20 minutes hand crafting my emblem. 2012 is so fucking back

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

@BethesdaStudios was Phil Spencer actually cucking the entire Microsoft portfolio? You're telling me this new lady pulls up and we get the first real communication from Bethesda in over a decade? You guys haven't even acknowledged ES6 in nearly 10 years lmao

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Want to call in to my show, The Gobcast, and talk to me LIVE on air today?

Call me TODAY at [phone] and LEAVE A VOICEMAIL for a call back!

Today I want to know… what’s really PISSING YOU OFF?

Something grinding your gears? Get angry every time you think about it? What’s the most frustrating thing in your life right now? What ruins your day every time you think about it? I want to know what really grinds your gears, gets you going, and pisses you off… so CALL ME and LEAVE A VOICEMAIL telling me about it!

I will call you back between 11am to 4pm PST today. Save my number so you recognize me! By calling in, you consent to all communications being recorded. Do NOT call in if you don’t want to be recorded - because you will be!

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

@retrousser I don’t think I could even compile them all. I got this email one hour before the cart one. Like sorry about all that man but why on earth are you sending this to the goblin business email

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

These distillate carts are absolutely frying the brains of the American youth

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@MrBeast F*ck dat hoe for me 5 🖤

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Want to call in to my show, The Gobcast, and talk to me LIVE on air today?

Call me TODAY at [phone] and LEAVE A VOICEMAIL for a call back!

Today… I’m here to GIVE YOU ADVICE!

Feeling stuck with a situation? Got a problem you can’t solve alone? Something really bad currently happening or about to happen in your life? No clue what to do? Want to weigh all your options before making your next move? Sounds like you need some advice…. And I can give advice about ANYTHING. Call me and leave a voicemail detailing your situation!

I will call you back between 11am to 4pm PST today. Save my number so you recognize me! By calling in, you consent to all communications being recorded. Do NOT call in if you don’t want to be recorded - because you will be!

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

@2Calico Buddy who do you think was reading IP's aloud in ranked lobbies in 2012? My cain & abel is already booted up

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Black ops ports came out on PS5 today. These little new gens are about to learn what real CoD is. About to dust off my headset, hop on a burner account, and call people things I could never tweet. Welcome to Black Ops kids. They don't remember my pubstomping days, but they will.

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Me booting up the Black Ops ports today

[B&S @_B___S]

He may be old, but he still loves to dig a hole on the beach

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

@andyrwallace Avowed is an empty world full of static NPC’s that don’t react to your presence. You can walk through town casting spells and they stand in the same place dead silent as a fucking fireball blows past their hairline. It’s a hollow game with an awful inventory system and bad quests

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I worry that this will end very badly. Obsidian hasn’t released a great RPG in over a decade. Outer worlds 2 was trash and worse than 1 (which was already not good) and Avowed was AWFUL. Their last 3 RPG’s all flopped. The fact they were even planning an Avowed 2 is terrifying…

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Obsidian is now working on a new 'Fallout' game 🎮

(via @Business)

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@Howlingmutant0 Do not lie in this thread please.

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@usrnamewastkn Definitely not the case, RE9 comes to mind as a recent game that was universally loved. Great games still drop all the time, they’re just made by companies that haven’t been hollowed to the core from years of layoffs and acquisitions

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I really do this grill shit

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@hollowrdx You are now interrupting my flow state on this holiday so I’m forced to mute you. Stop meat watching and please go have a better 4th of July

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Posting my meat

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@hollowrdx Twitter is the only app on earth where some random guy you’ve never met in a different place will tell you the piece of meat you just bought at the butcher is not the piece of meat you just bought at the butcher