Handsome Jack Kadam

Why have Bandits, when there's a goddamn Hero right here? (Buy ᏂᎩᎵᏋᖇiᏫᏁ!) ||semi-serious RP Account. [M]

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

"Nobody can say either one's wrong."

[ms. nisha ✨ @KillerEnforcer]

"And you're 'bottom bitch'. What of it?"

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

"State of fact: Nisha Kadam is in my ECHO as 'Yeehot'."

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

@KillerEnforcer ||I DONT SEE THE ACCOUNT ANYMORE

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

@KillerEnforcer ||I HAVE A JAKE REMEMBER

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

||Huh wow i actually really missed being here.

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

@KillerEnforcer "Well, not usually, but I'm not kidding when I say it felt like twenty fuckin' minutes. Look, I haven't aged a day now have I?"

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

@KillerEnforcer He blinks, taking in the little fact that it was.... a little longer than he thought. His voice dips into a realm that could be called serious.

"I.. I didn't know."

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

@KillerEnforcer His feet move him back about a half-step before he can even think about a response. Even if he doesn't, His body knows it's better to be out of range.

"In all fuckin' fairness to me, It's not like I PLANNED disappearing for a few- what, weeks?"

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

@KillerEnforcer "Okay THAT is not my fault. Ya know, cryptic alien bullshit and all that."

[BuffaloPrime @BuffaloPrime]

For every retweet this gets, I'll add another penis to the back of my business card.

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

I get so much PUSSY
P - panic attacks
U - uncontrollable anxiety
S - suicidal thought
S - stress
Y - yearning for death

[jas?stuck @MSPAProbs]

OK. If you voted for or supported trump. Unfollow this account. Fuck you.

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

Oh yeah, yeah.

I don't remember you ever smiling.

Smirkin' maybe, not smiling. https://t.co/A3H8eI7wfR

[ms. nisha ✨ @KillerEnforcer]

Everything good there, partner?

[She places a hand on her hip, and shifts her weight.] https://t.co/iDy4i86Zjg

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

[Blink. When was the last time you saw her smile.]

[You can't remember.] https://t.co/VdgCFgAV5n

[ms. nisha ✨ @KillerEnforcer]

I ain't smilin' on the outside, that's for damn sure.

But I am smilin' on the inside. I guess. https://t.co/4XF6CMfRaK

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

Oh, like you're not Nish?
Like honestly. https://t.co/qOEhpMd8EC

[ms. nisha ✨ @KillerEnforcer]

Look at my cowboy. Smilin'.

How cute~ https://t.co/2IhLzteoe2

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

[Well there's a smile from him, returning it with a smile and placing his hands on his hips.] https://t.co/VxWxBk3tbB

[ms. nisha ✨ @KillerEnforcer]

Exactly why we get along, Jack.
[She slaps his ass.] https://t.co/qZSClF9LGt

[Handsome Jack Kadam @TheGoddamnHero]

See, this is why we get along babe. https://t.co/vpPzy6sEyo

[ms. nisha ✨ @KillerEnforcer]

What can I say?
Thinking about you gettin' all horny for me gets my motor runnin'. So I acted on impulse. https://t.co/rlaaw7kQCI