Zhongli

ᛜ 𓉔𓉕⠀ ⠀𝐆 𝐄 𝐎 ⠀𝐀 𝐑 𝐂 𝐇 𝐎 𝐍 ⠀ 𓉖𓉔 ᛜ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ◈⬩⬨⬩⬩⬨⬩⬩⬨⬩⬩❖⬩⬩⬨⬩⬩⬨⬩⬩⬨⬩◈ ┇𝑹𝒆𝒙 𝑳𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒔⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖆𝐱┇

[Zhongli @TheGodOfGeo]

In an instant Zhongli took a very expensive scarf from the counter, pocketed it and smiled.

He then said to the man running the shop, “Your secret is safe as long as I can supply my lady friend with delightful items like this every so often.”

Maybe the bum should get a job.

[Zhongli @TheGodOfGeo]

@GuardianAdeptus @KingOfMondstadt He was sorry he was so annoying, son.

He was the most annoying bald daddy.

[Zhongli @TheGodOfGeo]

Bald was so annoying, he didn’t tell Diluc and his own son, Xiao that he missed them.

[𝐗𝐢𝐚𝐨 @GuardianAdeptus]

@KingOfMondstadt @TheGodOfGeo Oh…

[Zhongli @TheGodOfGeo]

@KingOfMondstadt Perhaps yesterday he would’ve told him he missed him because he wasn’t as annoying yesterday but the day before that he was far too busy sitting at that table outside of that restaurant in Liyue.

[𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐜 𝐑𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐫 @KingOfMondstadt]

@TheGodOfGeo Darn him!

[𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐜 𝐑𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐫 @KingOfMondstadt]

The Wish Granter in the Chasm was Diluc.

[Zhongli @TheGodOfGeo]

@TheGodOfFreedom What he wanted was for Venti to stop complaining and stop blaming everything on Kamisato Ayato and Atari and anyone else he’d framed for being the reason he sucked.

[𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢 @TheGodOfFreedom]

@TheGodOfGeo Hey, he doesn’t suck! And besides, there was nothing else to be done about it. He already had over 1,000 attack. What more does Zhongli want from him?

[Zhongli @TheGodOfGeo]

@TheGodOfFreedom - stronger why wasn’t he doing something about it?

[Zhongli @TheGodOfGeo]

@TheGodOfFreedom That was quite the elaborate story he’d made up. He was blaming multiple people now for why he sucked. It sucked to suck. That was why Venti truly sucked. He was dragging Robert Venturi into this when he should leave him out of this conversation. If Venti wanted to become -

[𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢 @TheGodOfFreedom]

@TheGodOfGeo Little known fact, that’s what it means to be an Atari. Look it up.

And besides, Venturi had nothing against Ayato. He was just pointing out the fact that the Traveler gave everything to him instead of offering them to their one and only Anemo Archon.

[𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢 @TheGodOfFreedom]

@TheGodOfGeo That’s right, the US architect and writer had nothing against Ayato, but Robert Venturi wasn’t the only one. Venti had nothing against him either, honest. Venti just wanted to play and be as powerful as the others, but Ayato and the Traveller were conspiring against him!

[Zhongli @TheGodOfGeo]

@TheGodOfFreedom He doubts that. Venti truly had it out for Kamisato Ayato and Atari. They had done nothing wrong to him. And just what did he mean when he said he’d been owned by several entities?

[𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢 @TheGodOfFreedom]

@TheGodOfGeo Heh heh. Atari?
Well, as Zhongli is clearly unaware, Kamisato Atari is the alias of Kamisato Ayato. It should be obvious to anyone that Kamisato Ayato has been owned by several entities since his inception. That’s why he’s clearly at fault.

[Zhongli @TheGodOfGeo]

@TheGodOfFreedom Perhaps if Venti tried harder, he’d see better results instead of pointing his finger. It was his own laziness at fault.

But it would appear that Venti was blaming anyone he could, he even went as far as to blame Kamisato Atari like they had anything to do with this.

[𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢 @TheGodOfFreedom]

@TheGodOfGeo What’s that? Zhongli thinks it’s his own fault that he isn’t a good Anemo Archon? Hmph, so rude. Well Zhongli could be a better devotee too… he could be more pious, more passionate, or… um… Hehe. Anyway, he still thinks this is Kamisato Atari’s doing.

[Zhongli @TheGodOfGeo]

@TheGodOfFreedom He could not blame Kamisato Ayato for the reason he was weak.

He was weak because he was weak.

[𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢 @TheGodOfFreedom]

@TheGodOfGeo Hey, that’s not very nice.

He knows Venti could have been stronger if Kamisato Ayato didn’t take all the Hero’s Wit.

[Zhongli @TheGodOfGeo]

@TheGodOfFreedom Venti was a poor excuse for a god. He couldn’t believe he was so weak.