The Golf View

Reporting on all things Scottish Golf. I dont do proof reading. Exclusive interviews and classic misquotes. Not affiliated with any golf websites.

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Don't waste your time on that Allyn @agd710 you don't stand a chance again the Mighty Paul Shields @paulshields07

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Hey Allyn @agd710 surely you should have made the Eisenhower team after that Scottish pairs win? Discriminated against or what?

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Daniel Kay wins South East District. Farqy out bitches!

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@EwboF he could eat you in 2 bites young man!

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Hi William @wsosharpe leave the real reporting to us. We'll seek sponsorship for your 5 handicap county players no problem!

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Yes Conor @conorogolf that cos you left when you were 15, with 1 standard grade...in home economics!

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Gregor Monks, talented man. Coaching many top youngsters, played the role of Frankenstein as well as managing Swansea City to victory today.

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@johnhenry92 that looks like one of my images young man, only more recent and mine was from a Polaroid.

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Short and thick does the trick, long and thin goes too far in...

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@GregorMonks don't take too much notice Gregor my friend, I wrote that on the toilet seat this morning...only fell asleep twice.

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James Ross and Craig Ross both in action at this week's Home Internationals. Be careful not to confuse to two...

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"I'm super excited" said the Ellon man "I just prey to god they don't water the fairways" #farqysfavourite #wormburner

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Neil misses cut in U.S Amateur but thanks President Bush in his speech. In other news Dunton makes maiden cap for Scotland today.

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@edhodgegolf @MattyMcC98 @GolfStranraer 59 for 9 holes is nothing to shout about young man, Auld Farqy could do that after 5 G&Ts.

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Neil "I brought the scuba gear with me to fly into Atlantis for the U.S Amateur, turns out it was Atlanta, easy mistake to make"

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Has Philly Mick had to run from the office to make today's tee time? #pinstripeprick

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Erectile disfunction adverts on Sky Sports making you blush in front of the Mrs? Auld Farqy doesn't have that problem...round ye!

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Sorry for the delay at Valhalla folks, I just stepped onto the course and the birds were dripping everywhere #Farqy-licious

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@JamieMcLeary64 @jamesbyrnegolf yeah I know...hilarious Jamie.

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@johnhuggan ...and 5 chins.