asshowle

can i haz cheezehurger pls

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

suck my digital toeprints

[caleb @Oswabglob]

@sydney_sweeney do u fuck w guys that make 34,000 dollars a year

[brate @fergalicis]

"to maintain one's mysterious aura, one must never yap."

-confucius (he/they)

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

@fergalicis this u?? Hater

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

When you know your true calling will always be #fanfiction writing am i right @fergalicis

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

Just got off the phone with Steve. iPhone 3g coming next year

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

i went n doordashed some bees for you

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

@Oswabglob

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

feelin da breeze on ma nutsacc

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

Fun fact: eat an entire head of lettuce for 1 week

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

Me to my mom after she finds the carnage amongst said microwave

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

Me after microwaving 12 eggs at the same time

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

Update: she called him stevie

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

steve o

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

@fergalicis thought he was steve o

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

finger dat bish. leave her drippin

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

If I cant scroll down Hulu or Netflix soon and see trailers of shows in TikTok format I may just explode!!!! I need a constant hellfire of stimulation at my brain at all times in 2-5 second intervals!!!!!!!

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

I cant wait to open Doordash and scroll down fullscreen vertical clips of my local hamburger joint

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

Hello every social media platform and website. For the love of fuck PLEASE stop making your format into Tik Tok. Thank you

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

The INTJ stare

That look of pure analyzing, coupled with a slight sardonic smile that makes people uneasy

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

hey guys. after no consideration i have decided to hang up the mic and retire my hip hop/spoken word/RnB career

ive had an elustrious career working with the likes of jay z , snoop dogg, woody toy story etc

thank u for ur support and the allegations are not true 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[asshowle @TheGr8BearKing]

rapper name : expensive penis 🔥🔥🔥

my mission: to deliver classy hip hop and rap edutainment 🔥🔥🔥💲💲💲

my dad : yep 🔥🔥🔥🔥