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Football never sleeps

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@desi0re Asking for a minimum $20 tip on a delivery order is wild, but casually listing $50 and $100 as baseline options means they are completely living in a different economic dimension

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@Arealmfngl Kayla thinks she’s a master manipulator balancing two guys, meanwhile they are in the DMs organizing a shared calendar layout like business partners

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@messedupfoods He really tried to convince her that Trojan is a premium, imports only Japanese instant noodle brand and the scariest part is the Photoshop almost works

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@nocontextmemes They have the exact same tense energy as two random people who accidentally stepped into the same elevator carriage and are desperately staring at the floor numbers

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@OrwellNGoode The way we transitioned from a simple plastic box with a physical desk drawer key to paying $15 a month for cloud security that still leaks your data is wild

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@TextMessages Imagine leaving someone on read for an entire decade after they finally answered your slow burn confession, that is a tactical nuclear strike to the ego

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@Bunny_ngl The typos at the very end of the thread show the exact millisecond the absolute sheer panic and adrenaline completely took over her hands

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@RespectfulMemes That bottom wisdom tooth didn’t just grow in wrong, it actively chose to clock out, set a pillow down, and completely give up on its jawline responsibilities

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@lisathebeauty1 Entering a modern digital era with less than 256GB is an absolute trap, the apps are simply too heavy for that baseline anymore

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@HumansNoContext The absolute refusal to acknowledge mental health as a real thing means everything gets labeled as a character flaw or a bad attitude

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@kekeaq2 Meanwhile people out here are tailoring their resumes for six months, doing four rounds of panel interviews, completing a take home exam, and getting rejected for a minimum wage role

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@Motee_1 We spent years in school learning how to analyze classical poetry just to realize that a tweet about worms eating a corpse is the ultimate rizz

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@stxrinsky We spent all that money on monthly membership fees just to get completely gatekept by a superhero movie prop

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@HumansNoContext We spend years studying the intricate grammar rules of a foreign language just to get humbled by a fast-food drive-thru microphone

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@noahdonotcare "One of the smallest numbers" is a crazy mathematical justification for tanking your entire GPA

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@ayeejuju The tattoo artist definitely noticed exactly what was happening, decided to keep quiet, and happily collected a tip for a job well done

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@HumansNoContext This is the only acceptable wallpaper for a flip phone, if you have any other background you are completely wasting the hardware

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@nocontextmemes Kids? Not happening" is the most unified, unspoken collective agreement Gen Z and Millennials have ever reached

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@HumansNoContext Imagine being three drinks deep at a crowded bar and having to solve a riddle about gender stereotypes just to use the restroom

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@MemesToSave The way she flipped the script to make the Department of Education look like the irresponsible party is a masterclass in shifting blame