reese

my tweets are direct thoughts from my company, and not my own personal opinions

[reese @TheGreatTait]

@danorlovsky7 @bryydenm

[Dave Kluge @DaveKluge]

Me sending a trade offer with Jordan Mason in it to the guy who inquired about him 6 weeks ago.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Watching Red Zone for 6.5 hours every Sunday

[Dave Kluge @DaveKluge]

Shin before knee: Ok

Foot before heel: Absolutely not

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

“Ok now put the Jets in prime time again…”

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

When you don't have enough roster space so you have to drop a player you like:

[reese @TheGreatTait]

@stillpos @ThaShaneFalco Nah the craziest thing is that he probably has only daughters and a wife that cucks him.

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

“I can’t wait for some Patriots football”

Literally 1 minute into the game:

[Jeff Bell @4WhomJBellTolls]

ZeroRB teams with Jordan Mason and Zach Charbonnet.

[reese @TheGreatTait]

@stillpos Pls tell me you’re getting cmc

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

my daughter gon be mad asf when i name her lebron

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

I’m tired of everyone lying. The beach is only fun for like 2 hours max

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You and your boy (both 25 handicaps) arguing about your golf game at the bar:

[Arpit @speakingofarpit]

Working hard so that my wife can own a bakery that loses 50k per month

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Cool feelings bro! Really glad you shared that with me over the course of my entire lunch break instead of shouldering the burden silently like a man!

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me explaining to my league mate why the dogshit trade offer I just sent actually benefits us both:

[reese @TheGreatTait]

If I have 3 pancakes for breakfast I’m a fun wacky guy, but if it’s 3 donuts I’m a fat piece of shit? Society is corrupt.

[reese @TheGreatTait]

@64yne Josh Bayne special right there, only difference is it’s not 0:00 on the clock