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No running, no unsupervised swimming

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By the light of this cat gif, i shall gain... hydration.

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"I was depressed at the state of science. So now I'm on Twitter." -@martingordon4

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"That's the problem about (scrubs), it just makes you feel so damn alone."

-P-nutt

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"You're getting me all hot and bothered... I gotta take my socks off." -Chris Christall Moneybags

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@TheGuardHouse South Wales, that is. #southwales #southwhales

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"Never bite the hand that feeds. Never wank off with the hand that bleeds." - the South

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"@WakaFlockabsm is every fear the @GOP has"

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"I need help truing my wheel"-S
"I'm not sure how to do that"-M
"Would you say it, isn't in your wheelhouse then?"-S

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"Science says I can drink a bottle of wine every day." -Alisaurus @shitthebarnsays

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"I'm half chub for @neiltyson right now, but that is it."

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"There's like creative drinking, and then there is getting straight up wasted." -Mar-tigre

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@TheGuardHouse #YesToTheMess

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"you can still poop in it, you just have to believe in yourself." -Shawnahue

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"Shpongle was like the exact opposite of Viet Nam" -Shawnahue

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"II think there was a video of a guy fucking a donkey that was pretty popular in high school" -D-rock

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"We don't need disney world. Or racists."
-Raven discussing florida

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"Most of the people I hate haven't wronged me in any way"
-Tnastyshaboomboom

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"I have a thing against smelling people's hands." -NN
"Really? Then you haven't lived." - TNSBB

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"Beer giveth, and beer taketh away"
-Shawnahue
"Beer mostly taketh away...from the bowels."
-Tnastyshaboomboom