The guy....

I am me

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@realoyungapala Mourning has no decorum

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@javahouseafrica Your chef today at Java Upperhill is on steroids🤣🤣 Orders are flying out in seconds!! He is too efficient

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@mumiasfinest Is he holding a bouquet of flowers🤣🤣

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@javahouseafrica 5 years ago I was conned by Uber Eats. Never ordered anything through them since. Love Java hate Uber

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I'll go back to eating samosas and mitura when I see road kill again. How comes dogs and cats started crossing roads safely ? No single accident?

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@ISokwala @osoroKE How much to do a J150?

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@kilundeezy Wrong, Wangari Maathai

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@moneyacademyKE This figures are slightly off

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@javahouseafrica It's okay we can wait, what can't wait are the new squeezed seats At Hurlingham! How are we expected to seat😡

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@javahouseafrica You have spoilt our Hurlingham branch with squeezed seats. How are we to fit here!????

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@alexmwanzo @SangKip4 Etra premium tears loading...

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@Safaricom_Care @Ellie95765291 Which is easier for you @Safaricom_Care , I send a driver to pick your staff to attend to her at home, or I get an ambulance to bring her to you? Her life cannot come to a halt due to policy

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@ntsa_kenya Surely.... overlapping blocking oncoming traffic

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@KenyaInsights @MEBKenya This is a bank led by a crook and unless you bribe no loans

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@joan_reals Safe driving🤣🤣

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@javahouseafrica My invention for Njaanuary….. Ugali Sukuma Mayai🤣🤣 Ensure it’s in January menu

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@ntsa_kenya You need to warn the public of this nonsense

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 14 years of pure entertainment!

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Looking to hire either Toyota Alphards or Toyato Hiace vehicles, any leads?

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@FGaitho237 While I don’t agree with the contents of the post, that poem if original is dope and should be published..

“In fields of dust where he was sown, A rural seed, no city throne, He chases lights, a moth to flame, But Nairobi scorns his hollow name. No grit, no vision………..”