Harney Badger

harney badger doesnt give a shit

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

I'm gonna ring his neck dude #harneybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

There's only 3 roses aww dude next week is the finale #bachelorharneybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

"Oh what if beyonces titty popped out!" #harneybadger @JokesByYocs

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

"Are you a belieber Harney?" "Not really" #harneybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

Damn guess I'm on the poverty mobile on this couch #harneybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

"When you can lift the bench bar the gym you're allowed to talk" #harneybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

Are you tryin to go around the back or that skinny ass penis way #harneybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

So which one are you sabretooth or wolverine #harneybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

"Your suckin on that beer like a nipple dude" #harneybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

You've never seen Might Ducks dude Jesus Christ #harneybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

Ohhh nigglet #harneybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

"Find a nice carpet spot to get into" #sleepybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

"Then he might start bobbin you off dude" #harneybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

That's a black girl I'd have sex with, she'd have to be lucky though #newyearharney

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

We're in, slidin on in there like a lubed up dick #harneybadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

"Yeah squeeze one out Al" #bathroombreak

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

"That one looks like a craphole we're goin to the other one" #roadtripswiththebadger

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

"Haha try me. Ill strap a rope to you and tie you to my trailer hitch tomorrow if you keep tht up"

[Harney Badger @theHarneyBadger]

"Haven't been sober this many days in a row since grade school" #harneybadger