Harrison Fork

2024 has proven that the multi-verse is real... and that we're in the dumb universe.
(parody)

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

I think Mitch McConnell died weeks ago.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

I think Mitch McConnell is dead.

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

💯

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Release it. Release it all. Stop fucking around and release this shit already. The fuck is wrong with anyone holding on to this stuff and NOT releasing it??

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

So, since birthright citizenship was upheld by SCOTUS...

[Reuters @Reuters]

President Donald Trump said his government deposited the first $1,000 into more than 500,000 'Trump Accounts,' a program designed to give newborn Americans a stake in the stock market and ‌help build wealth from an early age https://t.co/LY3Cbx4XJX

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

Remember last November, when he suddenly shifted his focus from his personal gestapo to putting his name on everything? He's been focused on "legacy" projects ever since, and now he's beginning to speak like he will end soon.

Wonder what the doctors are hiding? #TrumpIsTerminal

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

I for real thought that photo was Hoggle from Labyrinth

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

The rock legend isn’t ruling out a tour next year. https://t.co/ccfx5Ge0aR

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

This may be the image that defines America's 250th birthday.

A woman sits calmly on a Washington Metro train as masked members of the white nationalist and domestic terrorist group Patriot Front surround her.

They covered their faces.

She didn't.

Earlier in the day, Patriot Front marched through the nation's capital carrying Confederate flags and chanting that America must be "reclaimed," the latest expression of a white nationalist movement that has grown increasingly visible, violent, emboldened, and politically influential in recent years.

Their ideology is explicit.

Their courage, apparently, is not.

Not one of them was willing to show his face.

And then there is her.

No mask. No uniform. No fear.

Just an American woman refusing to surrender an inch of her dignity to a group of men who appeared to be seeking exactly that.

The symbolism is almost too perfect.

250 years after the Declaration of Independence, and six decades after Americans marched and died to make its promises apply to everyone, a group of masked white nationalists rode the socialist Metro home in anonymity.

The woman they tried to intimidate is the one America will remember.

The people who hide their faces do not define this country.

The people who refuse to be afraid do.

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

@AntiTrumpCanada Sorry, but we seem to be stuck at the part where he shits himself in the bunker.

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ @ChaosAgent_42]

Hydrogen peroxide is used as paint remover.
It will remove even a $15m paint job.

Follow me for more advanced science tips.
https://t.co/gYQCV13ML2

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike.

America First.

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Kind of odd that all the Trump "I’m the boss" clips leave out the part where he enters the room like he's part of the South Korean delegation, blindly following Lee Jae Myung to his seat.

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

No one hides the details of a deal they're proud of.

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

@garykoepnick Why is he gasping for air like he just ran a marathon?

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

The face you make when sitting down makes you aware that your diaper is full:

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Looking very normal today

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

@JesusChryslerII https://t.co/YP2Dz1jWhw

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

New flag coming soon

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

New flag coming soon

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

@JamesTate121 They think about dick a lot. Like, way more than normal.

[𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙂𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀 ™ 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @FrancisWegner]

BREAKING: President Trump caught celebrating Obama Appreciation Day.

[Harrison Fork @TheHarrisonFork]

All Dems walk around with fast-acting pocket algae.