Alfred F Jones

#hetatwt #hetarp || ‘sup dudes i’m the hero america!

[Alfred F Jones @THEHEROUSA]

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i’ve made my straw page for this account!

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[Alfred F Jones @THEHEROUSA]

yo bro you’re NOT goin to believe to that is

[Arthur Kirkland @BritiansArthur]

Haha what a idiot what is America doing holding a bear 😂😂😂

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@wantmybaguette dude 😒😒😒

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@TURKIYETHEGOAT not sure bro 😁

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Someone sent me this in my email

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Your blood pressure is already risen dude

[Arthur Kirkland @BritiansArthur]

My blood pressure rises every time I talk to French and American people

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Dude England blocked me when I asked for 5 dollars 😒😒😒 I js want a 80 lieter ounce soda

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@natalliaribbon Good ass burger tho dude I gulped that down

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Burger 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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@wantmybaguette Oh okay dude 🤣

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@FufuEater351948 Wallahi if you do that I’ll put burger grease in ur vodka watch you’re NOT safe

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@GEILGILBERT @NepalSaanvi Lil bro can’t even tag tight

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I’d solo so this is inaccurate🤣

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@GEILGILBERT Are there gun laws in Prussia that allow me to shoot down birds like this cause oh my GOD that things nasty dude

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Being the hero!! Duh dudes 😂

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♡ QUESTION OF THE DAY .ᐟ
⟢ IN CHARACTER

. . . ❝ What is your main job ?

[union person @CantEverDie]

this is still one of my favorite kirk videos

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@FufuEater351948 Asexual Drake

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Dude we literally go to the doctor every month and he said u had dementia 😒

[Arthur Kirkland @BritiansArthur]

America keeps saying I have a diagnosis for dementia but I don’t believe it

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@FufuEater351948 Yo😎