Jillian Hess

Nurse by day. Mommy blogger by day off.

[Jillian Hess @TheHessStation]

I’m a Mom and I’m Drowning https://t.co/jJXonPTmfl

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Seasons change https://t.co/ycsA9tykkj

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The Village https://t.co/v41GK5KBrJ

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Pregnancy #2: In Review https://t.co/eCXgpEzQne

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Mother’s Day 2017 https://t.co/j4XsOnKbOv

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Why? WHY?! Why do patients always fall 5 minutes before change of shift. 10:55 is NOT that exciting people!!! Stay in bed!!!!

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Most mom's cut off the crusts for their children. I toss my daughter the crusts of my bread like I'm feeding a dog scraps #winningmotherhood

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#motherhoodis applying deodorant while driving.

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Why do I bother cleaning. A little gnome with a binky in its mouth toddles behind me throwing shit around the whole time. #stahhhhhhp

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Oh. It was me. Definitely me. https://t.co/OkivX7tYoz

[BHoz @bhoz35]

@TheHessStation crushing @rahess12 like you read about! #babysnackgate

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Who was the brainiac who put all the baby snacks in the bottom cabinet? Just. Like. How dumb.

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I had to ask if this weekend is Labor Day weekend. #doesntmatter #nurselife #weekendwarrior #workingmom

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Lately I've survived on only adrenaline, coffee and Burger King. Ugh don't tell my daughter that. Or husband. Or mom. Def don't tell mom

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How are people without hips able to mom? I would not survive.

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Did my mom cry this much? I don't remember mom crying this much. Do moms magically get their emotional act together when the kids reach 4?

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'Your wait time is 20 minutes.'
On hold for 19.
Baby hits end call.
Mom cries.

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You know you need coffee when you pull up to a trash can and expect it to take your order.

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Dear Baby,
Kissing does not mean headbutting with your mouth open. I think there may have been some confusion about that.
Love,
Mom

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This week is just #sorrynotsorry on repeat #wtactualf

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I need a vacation from being in my late 20s.