𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦

Keep him.

(18+ Writer)
Triggering Topics ahead
#KneeCapSnatcher

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓱, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓾𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹𝓹𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮. 𝓤𝓷𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮, 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰.

𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻, 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓽𝓱.

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"You're coming with me, bozo."

[𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 @TheSpeedyTwin]

"Pride month is over, time to shove my sis back into the closet."

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"Because a lesbian is a woman that loves woman, 'Tro!!"

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"Because you /clearly/ aren't a lesbian!"

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"And it was a /stupid/ one."

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"My brother is a fucking idiot."

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"Fair enough."
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"You wanna help or-"

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"Glad /someone/ does."

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"Joking.
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Maybe."

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"Not as rough as his face is gonna look once I'm done with him."

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"I think I'm the ultimate middle child, my dad forgot about me for /eight/ years."

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

// Lorna, Pietro, and Wanda wearing these shirts

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"Cause fuck you, that's why."

[𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 @TheSpeedyTwin]

"Why do you hate me?"

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"And I'd do it again, bap bap."

[𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 @TheSpeedyTwin]

"Next time someone asks what's wrong with me, Imma tell 'em that my sister turned me into a newt once."

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

// 'incorrect' Brotherhood

Wanda: Hey, I'm a lesbian.

Pietro: I thought you were Jewish-Romani??

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

// yeah, ok 😔

[𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 @TheSpeedyTwin]

// JFHFUFJG

JAIL

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"My shoes glow.

You ain't special."

[𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 @TheSpeedyTwin]

"Everyone is just jealous that /my/ shoes glow, and their's /don't/."

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

// This is why he abandoned them 😔

/j

[𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 @TheSpeedyTwin]

// There is no winning for Erik

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

// That does not stop them from yelling at each other from across the house

[𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 @TheSpeedyTwin]

// Gotta keep them seperated or else they'll continue their crimes.

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

// Wanda got sent to the top of the lamp on the opposite side of the house.

[𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 @TheSpeedyTwin]

// 'incorrect' X-Men

Erik: That's it, you're grounded. Get on top of the fridge.

Pietro: This hoUSE IS A /FUCKING/ NIGHTMARE

[𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘯 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 @TheHexingTwin]

"Love is a strong word."

[𝘛𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳 @TheSpeedyTwin]

"You /love/ me."