Hillary Ascroft

I mostly use this to tell companies when their product sucks. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

@ChipotleTweets is there a way to get a receipt from a past order?

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

Is this…is this real life? This is the saddest bowl ever. Plus missing chips and a Mexican coke. This is why I never do deliver. @ChipotleTweets

[24 Hours of Le Mans @24hoursoflemans]

Formation lap is underway!
#LeMans24 #WEC

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

@AskTSA If that’s the case, the PreCheck sign should come down, or you should have some signage stating as to why there’s no PreCheck. I know I wasn’t the only angry passenger that pays for something and then couldn’t use it.

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

@LGAairport what’s the point of having @TSA PreCheck if I can’t even use it at your airport?
You guys are trash.

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

@LGAairport @TSA @AskTSA Don’t worry. I got my delta variant piece of trash after your agent told me there was, “no pre check.”

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

Dave, sorry my mom renamed the show to just, “Chuck the freak.”

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

Dear @DaveandChuck, you got my aunt and I through a drive to Florida years ago...apparently you also got my aunt and mom through a trip to Virginia Beach. Thank you.

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

@LeeDawsonPT @ladygaga This is the most appropriate gif response.

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Are you sad because this means you can’t talk to daddy anymore? It’s hard to accept that he’s never loved you.

[tay @ttayzerzz]

this tells me we def could’ve stormed Area 51

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

@EJValson @roguesnradvisor @TomiLahren @Twitter Shoot. I care so little that I just never bother to try and spell it correctly.

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

@roguesnradvisor @TomiLahren @Twitter I thought it was Tammby

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

@mrgmmontes @TomiLahren How have I never seen this. Incredible.

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

@DonaldJTrumpJr I heard your dad doesn’t love you. Is that true?

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

How many times a day do you think the @NFL can email one person? Today it’s been 4...and it’s all been the same email!!!

[Leslie Ann @Tri_dheonu_De]

Please send all the positive vibes, thoughts and prayers you have this way tonight. 🙏🏻 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

@newschambers If you need a simple way of remembering it - check out @HelloLemonZesty. She made an incredible mug about it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Phantom of the Opera
Is here … inside your mind

[Hillary Ascroft @TheHillaryCroft]

It’s Friday.
We’re counting.
And math is fun.
Words from a king. @JohnKingCNN