Actual The Richard Hanrahan

Actual Coronation chicken enthusiast, board game designer, stand-up, father (in that order). Also @Whobblers when he remembers. Opinions all on my own.

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

Finally posted a proper 'Welcome' post to summarise my Substack.

Expect:
– invented words
– almost spooky micro-fiction
– personal updates I definitely shouldn’t share
– some brief mentions of my desire to cancel geese

Your move birds.

https://t.co/LFNvFeuqif

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

It's still not sunk in. Aside from being a stalwart of the Scottish comedy scene, he's near enough one of the best human beings you could hope to meet. I just cannot get over how genuine and kind he would be to everyone

Tell them things like this before they go

[BBC Edinburgh & East @BBCEastScot]

Tributes paid to 'treasured' comedian Vladimir McTavish https://t.co/MC33lFbyva

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

Best job in the world I think, and all you need is a bespoke drainable wetroom, about 30 very niche tools and the suddiest chemicals known to man

[shenxiao @Shenxiao123971]

我开始以为地毯是绿色长毛的那个，直到他把那一层刮走了😂

[shenxiao @Shenxiao123971]

我开始以为地毯是绿色长毛的那个，直到他把那一层刮走了😂

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

What is this? England nearly got put out by DR Congo in the round before not even the quarter finals... and now its "Maybe it is coming home" from a PM and "Greatest player since Bobby Moore"?? Utter delusion

[Robert Peston @Peston]

And for my money, Declan Rice is the greatest England footballer since Bobby Moore

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

@johndredge her left arm looks massive too

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

@_martinjames 5 is next, good luck!

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

Improper Instructions: Strictly Final https://t.co/efBWIzVi7a

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

Ah, well welcome back. I've been writing up some satirical/parody editorials over on my newsletter called Improper Instructions. I'd love you to take a look and subscribe over there, see the next tweets for the link!

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

Improper Instructions: New Rules for Snooker https://t.co/RgJ0WEQzEJ

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

Of course Brazil are winning. Their clever tactic was starting the game with 11 Brazillian, whereas Scotland barely have any #BRASCO

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

Opta:

Brazil have spent longer celebrating their goals than in posession of the ball.

Sambalievable #BRASCO

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

What hill would I die on? I would rather die than die on a hill

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

John Cage: 4 inches, 33 whatever inches are subdivided into (toes?)

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

Who was the first guy to start watching the Wizard of Oz and ask his mates “hey, would anyone mind if I stuck an album on?”

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

For Sale: One sad, open top bus

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

@SheaSerrano it means 'book chapter' and then 'verse'; so in this we are referencing McIlroy Chapter 1: Verse 44: "error sorry I did not understand the request 'chatgpt, what would be a funny religious parody reference to make as if the golfer McIlroy had written a book in the bible"

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

You like word right? Well as usual I've made up some new ones. Get this months WRDS update over on my newsletter

[Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch]

@_martinjames @ScotRail and then you atted them too😅