Donny “Sizzle” Burger

Certified butt muncher, cash getter, and bag sniffer

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@PurduePauly Nice. How many Millie’s deep are you?

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@BleacherReport This is exactly why women and their accusations need to be silenced even if they are true. The ravens franchise is suffering more of a loss than any woman has who has been assaulted. All they have to do is forget about it, meanwhile the Ravens have to lose a legend.

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@PurduePauly Good morning Pauly,

Gone from beans to black coffee (no cream) in a flash! This new way of life is an alternative but for the best. So happy to see you living your best life. Enjoy your day with a mans best friend and then we can worry about business later.

Stay Golden,

Burg

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@ResisttheMS #MaryKateandVaseline

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@CollinRugg Rugg,

Pulling out your own rug pull by using this story to get your name out there and promote yourself. Classic move, you have my respect. Did you ask her for a slow blow after the interview?

Well done,

Burger

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@EvanGetAOffense Craig,

Always stay true to yourself and those goals of yours. I’m a fan of the box as well.

Stay Golden,

Donny Burger

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@Andrewsmomof4 If you’re not going to give us at least a nip slip then keep it to yourself Brenda

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@lucawya This is huge to know not only for me but so many others. Thanks for sharing this information.

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

Bout to pull up the weather app but not sure if it’s too early? Females scare me!

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

Hard not to admire the stache but should I be nervous to board this plane? #LANK

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

The amount of boxes I would be willing to munch at this airport is insane. Nobody is safe. All these hours traveling has your boy fed up. #Expand

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@BCrumbell Ever tried munching some butt? Real munchers need to venture off sometimes to different avenues once in awhile to keep the munch game dialed in. I’m also a muncher but like to wear it proud on my sleeve! #munchwithpride

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@SaycheeseDGTL Wow. This is disgusting. I can’t believe there’s teachers out there like this! Let me know what school this is so I make sure I do NOT attend.

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@PurduePauly Boom boom shrimp, good boys, march and great friendship. Life is good.

[PaulyPurdue @PurduePauly]

Do not let this white boy get hot. @TheHoleGaper cheers brother.

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

Well Lauren. The ball is in your court. What’s it going to be? #boatblowies

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

24 oz speedway coffee, rainy day which means watching March madness in the work truck. These are the days we live for gents. Never kill your self.

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@PurduePauly All you have to do is go on the app and ask for a credit increase while simultaneously lying about your income…a real credit gambler knows the ins and outs. #donnytalks

[Jacob @chicagowisco]

@1Mvvoit My (M22) son (10M) saw your celebration and immediately asked me “what cocaine is” and if we know where to “get some blow.”

I hope you realize that now he is addicted to fentanyl. Well done setting an example for young ball players!

[Donny “Sizzle” Burger @TheHoleGaper]

@PurduePauly Not everybody has the ambition or vision of a man like you. Keep running em over!