Hot Mess

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Honestly, screaming 'dat ass' at me will not get my attention so you can stop 👋

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

There is nothing fun about blurred lines 🙅

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

Sometimes you just need a good cry to make you feel better

[Betch @totalbetchmove]

Is it possible to fall in hate? I'm pretty sure I do it on the daily.

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

Your moms would be so disappointed in all of you. Keep that in mind boys. #respectgirls

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

How do you tell someone you like them and ask them on a date and then turn around and pretend like they don't exist? #doesntmakesense

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

You're running cause you have feelings and it scares the shit out of you #yourchoice

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

Why does nothing go the way I want it to?

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

"The biggest coward of a man is one who awakens the love of a woman with no intention of loving her." -Bob Marley #stepitupboys #sotrue

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

Wait someone actually likes me? #confused

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

The war is on #watchout

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

If I'm drunk tonight, which is a definite possibility since I'm drinking my weight in rum... #endlesspossibilities

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

You are being such a twatasaurus right now

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

A lot of vagina problems happen when I drink 😂😂😂

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

If you sleep with that guy you're gonna get diabetes... #lmao #youmeanherpes

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

Poor judgement and high standards #onlywaytodoit #sluttygirlproblems

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

But fuck it, it's summer #yolo

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

I would date me #notsorry

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

I'm surprised I don't break my bones more often when I'm drunk #thankgod

[Hot Mess @TheHotExpress]

I always wake up with 1000 mystery bruises #wtf