Santa Eric

Santa Eric, serving the greater Houston, TX, area for home visits, private parties, photo sessions, pet adoptions, and more!

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Holiday Greetings—in any language—mean the most when said with love!

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@MarthaKelly3 LOVED you in WWDitS. Hilarious! It warmed my heart.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Stage dive into them and feel the love!

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@NoahGarfinkel It’s distinctly possible that people who think it’s a good idea to nominate Trump also think peeing their pants feels good. That would actually explain a lot.

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@NoahGarfinkel You wouldn’t think that telephony or murder would be especially novel by 1954, anyway, as both had been around for quite some time.

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@MaryLTrump However, it should be known that impunity does not get a person off the Naughty List.📖✨

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Knock knock.

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@pattonoswalt They wouldn’t market it unless they were confident there was a market for it. The junk food train never stops rolling. [sigh]

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@zhongtheresa2 Thank you so much, @zhongtheresa2 !

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Holiday Greetings—in any language—mean the most when said with love!

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@zhongtheresa2 I searched a little and get the impression he doesn’t have a Twitter account. Maybe you’ll find a different and safe way to say hello.

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Dedicated to kids everywhere. (This video is recommended for ages 18 and up.)

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@zhongtheresa2 I’m not sure. Have you tried searching his name on Twitter?

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@MarthaKelly3 @thewildwong

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@MarthaKelly3 @suki8lizard @FoxyJoshyD

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@CynnMmon So sorry. Crazy times, yes. Try watching Don’t Look Up on the Netflix, then Threads on the YouTube. It will not by any means make things better, but afterwards you’ll likely want to curl up in fetal position, hide under the sheets, and sob.

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@CynnMmon Eeeek. Here’s hoping folks will stay at home. The grocery store can deliver champagne right to your door. Stay safe and thanks for sharing!

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@CynnMmon Ooooo, yum! Please report back with your findings.

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@FoxyJoshyD Congratulations. You can invite pagans and Ren Fest nerds over for a scabbard full of mead now.

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@Showcase1212 @NoahGarfinkel You’d be drenched in pee-pees before you could lower them. At least I know that would be my fate.