J. Hunter Ansley

I'm a writer, a musician, a leader, a gun nut, an incureable troublemaker, an artist, a techy, a fighter, an EastTexan, a dog person, & a conservative

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@Nipi_220 Technically the integument

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@Nipi_220 Epidermis and I’m not biology student,

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@OfficialOPLive
With a big shoutout to Larry McMurtry & “The Last Picture Show”!

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@OfficialOPLive he really just said “praying out loud” for someone being “intimate” 😂😂😂😂

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@OfficialOPLive Tyler, Tx

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DOC: Pet me
ME: Sure! *pets*
DOC: Better
ME: *pets faster*
DOC: BETTER!
ME: How?
DOC: if you’re not gonna do it right then don’t do it, *walks away*
ME: 😐🤷🏻‍♂️

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🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫Hell yeah @x

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@sonicdrivein a year ago I paid 50¢ on corn dog day. Now it’s 99¢. Almost double #ThanksJoe #FJB #FJBiden

[Bob Stoops @CoachBobStoops]

Just wondering what the OU/TEXAS score was ? Everyone picked Texas🤔🤔

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@fastfoodsecretz Coca-cola by far, but Pepsi is best in Long Island Tea

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So excited to dive into this brand new universe with the @rippaverse guys! #rippaverse #isom @ericdjuly @ Mixon, Texas https://t.co/YabZksAwfU

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#MyDogTucker will never grow into his ears. Best ears in the business haha @ Mixon, Texas https://t.co/DVPW9YzWtz

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#bertkreischer #bertyboytour
Pit ti jets to see Bert “The Machine” Kreischer @ Grand Prairie, Texas https://t.co/ttCKZy7Svz

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And with that…Christmas season is upon us. #christmastree #christmas #christmastime @ Whitehouse, Texas https://t.co/DXP854o1vs

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Hello, Orange Beach, Alabama @ Orange Beach, Alabama https://t.co/x7XaWnfJBJ

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Pathfinder Orbiter Exhibit @ U.S. Space & Rocket Center https://t.co/ri8n7FFMZX

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ME: I love you unconditionally

TUCKER: I know. 😊

ME: ...maybe you love me unconditionally?

TUCK: 🙄...i’ll say it for a cracker

ME: *sigh* What did i ever do to you?! *gives cracker*

TUCK: *chomps*

ME: so...? Love?

TUCK: would you *chomp chomp* leave me alone. I’m eating

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Hand down best coffee in Tyler and nicest baristas https://t.co/e5hDFVYF4W

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Spicy Sunday ft. Spicy Meatball Sub courtesy of @firehousesubs
#SpicySunday #MeatballSub #FirehouseSubs #Eat @ Firehouse Subs Troup 110 https://t.co/Wb099fC5iz

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Dear @7eleven
Your Coffee sleeves are the equivalent to latex gloves as oven mitts. #ThisIsNotBetter