Nikki the Zyggy

A big ball of anxiety that has physically manifested as a nerdy femboy history teacher. I post my awful art, occasionally nudes, and unfunny jokes. 26. 🔞

[Nikki the Zyggy @TheImpSimp]

Alohowdy.
My name is Niko, a nerdy femboy just trying to help as many people as possible.
A history teacher in the streets and a disappointment in the sheets.
Welcome to my garbage profile!
I use it to show off my garbage body, garbage opinions, garbage jokes, and garbage art:

[Arkwarrior art @ARKwolfwarrior]

Reference sheet for: @TheImpSimp

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Bro what was I on when I was 8?

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Shiny 😵‍💫

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@ARKwolfwarrior He looks kinda gay.

Put him into the mechanism.

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My nan was actually really supportive. In fact, she blew up at my mother for taking so long to tell her, because she thought she was purposefully trying to hide it.
She said “You think I would stop loving him over that?!?”
🥹

They’re all religious conservatives by the way.

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Long story short when I was 18 my mom came home early and walked in on me sucking my classmate’s dick.

She was more mad that I was fucking in the living room tbh, which is fair.

Also she was disappointed that I was the bottom??

Hello??

[Kalyel🩷🩵🤍 @kalyel_]

com que idade e como foi a de vocês?

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Next time I remember talking to my dad he asks “So are you gay?”

I say “no, I’m bisexual” (later learned I’m actually pansexual)

He replies “That sounds like something you made up”

😶

He says he doesn’t understand it, and thinks it’s weird, but he still loves me, and I him.

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@waverider347x

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In honor of Pride Month, I have a confession…

I like penis.

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@waverider347x WHERE??

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@danghentschel HMNNNNNNGH

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@Midasique Was gonna DM, but Musk made it so you can’t request a DM without paying for premium :/

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Me

[まるお2号🇯🇵（羊の皮を被った猫） @maruon22]

眼精疲労に

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@Cinder_daWolf @Emberafterdark @Kori_Cryobite @ScarfShepherd 👀

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@CosplaySuell

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Redneck Mister Freeze where he’s an AC repair guy and stuffs his wife in an icebox

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

I have this bad habit of saying "kill yourself" out loud whenever an AI ad plays on Tiktok

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How I be looking after a night with the boys

[Marcel Deneuve @MarcelDeneuve]

Red Howl 🔴

Tribute to Tsutomu Nihei

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@csboggle My Christian neighbor when I dangle a pie tin from a string outside his window

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@SmolVemi_boi I get it