The Devil

They call me Old Scratch. King of the Underworld, collecting souls for my obsession. (Parody account, not associated with Netflix/Studio MDHR.) #parodytwt

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

Collect my contracts.

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

Greetings, my dear servants. It certainly has been quite some time since I last posted. As it turns out...I still haven't nabbed the cup's soul.

But I did create evil versions of him and his annoying brother! And now they cling to me like lost children, please help me.

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

@kordacpz I refrain from saying anything due to the fact that you may use it against me.

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

If this is a joke about my mother I'm going to end you.

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

@kordacpz Unnecessary spending costs are a thing I'd like to avoid regardless. Have you forgotten the parasite we call Stickler that I have clinging to me like a lost child half the time?

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

This is what you get for eating my wedding rings, you wicked child.

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

Henchman, what are these balloons?

Does this mean this company account is having a birthday?

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

@kordacpz @LightButDarker_ Still having those delusions, I see...

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

@kordacpz @LightButDarker_ I certainly did... *evil chuckle*

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

Ha, I see Stickler teaching me those "epic hacking skills" as Dice put it really worked better than I ever imagined they would!!

I don't know why Dice clarified that "skills" was spelt with a Z on the end though...

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

Indeed, I AM the Devil

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

I quite literally am the Devil. The big cheese of the Underworld, missy.

I could end you with a slam of my pitchfork so I would choose your words carefully, dear Stella.

[⭐Stella @StellaGoetia__]

Try it, I bet I could live through it.

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

@kordacpz Norman, why would you...want me? I am a being far above your comprehension.

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

You know, Henchman once told me about a specific social media website.

I believe it was called tik...something?

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

You horrible bird I will burn you.

[⭐Stella @StellaGoetia__]

You still owe me money, from the last time you borrowed money from me.

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

You'll be the first one to be seen suffering on this tik of the tok thing, or whatever it's called...

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

Goodness, it certainly has been a long time, dear servants.

I don't know if you heard about it...but I got married!!

And it definitely was NOT a trap to capture that idiot cup and his brother!

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

So...how have things been for my lovely servants on this fine April week?

[The Devil @TheInkwellHell]

Thank you, I will. Have fun failing to exterminate sinners in that false hell again!!

*The Devil smirks evilly.*