Jack Sass

Gen X. Castle Rock. Zero filter. 🫏
Local chaos, bad decisions & weaponized sarcasm.
Official smart-ass of Kiss My Donkey.

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@AmazingPopPod Another Gen X sellout.

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@otokyo__ I'd send this shit back, that brisket looks dry AF.

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@oelma__ This game is dumb. But at least I got 100%.

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@Mimi_2210_ Most of the shit here is after 1980. Someone take your X access away.

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@GioBruno1600 "In" 🤣

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@_brownie0_ Where's the beef?

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@oelma__ Better not be donkey.

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@otokyo__ Sexual Chocolate

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@oelma__ Elma

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@oelma__ Mail truck
Dish TV
Recycling Bin
Backpacks I'm 50/50 on.

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Mahomes could throw a pick-six, trip over the Gatorade bucket, and accidentally punt a cheerleader…

and Collinsworth would still say:

“Now HERE’S a guy who just sees the game differently.” 🫏😂

Chris, buddy.

You’re not calling football anymore.

You’re reading Mahomes erotica with telestration.

#NFL #PatrickMahomes #Chiefs #ChrisCollinsworth #FootballTwitter #TheJackSass #KissMyDonkey

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Harvey Weinstein getting resentenced is the rare Hollywood reboot where nobody’s asking for the original cut. 🫏

Your turn:

NAME THE SEQUEL.

I’ll start:

“NO COUNTRY FOR OLD CREEPS.”

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#HarveyWeinstein #DarkHumor #GenXHumor #TheJackSass #KissMyDonkey

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Ladies and gentlemen…

THE BACKDOOR BOYS

Matching outfits.
Synchronized poses.
Enough hair product to qualify as a Superfund site.
Debut single:
“I Want It That Way… But Try the Rear Entrance.”

World tour sponsored by White Claw, divorce attorneys, and one suspiciously enthusiastic stylist.

🫏🌈😂

#BandName #BoyBand #WrongAnswersOnly #GenXHumor #TheJackSass #KissMyDonkey

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Let’s exploit the baseball crowd that already proved it has opinions. Humanity’s safest renewable energy source. 😂

BASEBALL FIGHT CLUB. ⚾️🫏

Give Jack Sass your baseball opinion that gets you thrown out of the group chat.

I’ll start:

The Cubs are America’s team.
Suck it, Cardinals.
Your turn.

Best take gets respect.
Worst take gets publicly judged by a donkey.

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#MLB #Baseball #BaseballLife #GenXBaseball #ChicagoCubs #GoCubsGo #CubsFans #TheJackSass #KissMyDonkey

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Gen X childhood came with its own weather system:

A permanent indoor haze of everybody’s Camels and Pall Malls. 🚬😂

Restaurants. Bowling alleys. Cars. Living rooms.

Secondhand smoke wasn’t a warning label.

It was ambiance.

And somehow we survived long enough to complain about scented candles. 🫏

#GenX #GenXHumor #80sKids #70sKids #Nostalgia #TheJackSass #KissMyDonkey

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Good for her. Beautiful, knows exactly what she wants, and apparently has standards.

If I were 10 years younger, Jack Sass would be filling out the application himself. 🫏😂

As it stands, I’ll respectfully remain in the pasture and wish her luck finding somebody who can keep up.

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@DesireeAmerica4 I feel this. 🫏🙏. Herds behind you.

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@NewsWire_US Lucky staffers.

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Bruce Springsteen using only the letter C?

Cranky.
Condescending.
Cantankerous.
Corny.
Chronically convinced everyone needs his commentary.
Concert-priced like cocaine.
And occasionally carrying himself like the Chief Cunt of Cunt County.
Not saying he can’t sing.
I’m saying somewhere between ��Born to Run” and billionaire rock-star philosopher, the Boss became a Certified, Carbon-Dated, Cape-Wearing Cunt of Commentary. 🫏😂
How many C’s do you cunts need?
#BruceSpringsteen #TheBoss #ClassicRock #GenXHumor #TheJackSass #KissMyDonkey

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Queen at 20.
Metallica at 25.
AC/DC at 37.
Black Sabbath at 39.
Whoever made this list woke up and chose violence. 🫏😂
I’ll start: Queen at #20 is criminal.
What ranking on this list pisses YOU off the most?

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