Jake Shatzer

Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle is too extreme

[Jake Shatzer @THEjacob87]

#PMSSuperExactly
Over 10 Seconds/ eagles 32 chiefs 31/ saquon runs it in first

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Good morning beautiful people.. today is a GREAT day.. it is the biggest day of the year for our sport.. after a lonnng tumultuous season, filled with wild scenes and crazy turns, today is the day that our 2024/2025 World Champion is crowned.

32 NFL teams start at the bottom of Lombardi Mountain each year.. All hoping to reach the pinnacle. The climax if you will.. Everything they do revolves around the mission of making it to today. I was very lucky to ride the coattails of a great team and experience the Super Bowl once but.. never got to experience the confetti falling in our favor. It’s a damn near impossible feat. You need a shit ton of luck, an abundance of talent, and “IT”… whatever the hell that is, you know it when you see it.

This year’s season felt like it flew by.. 17 games for everyone, seemingly in a snap of a finger. There was really bad football to start the year and we were all happy as hell to see some great football when it came. There were some blowouts which made the slew of thrillers even better.. A Hail Mary and a few blocked kicks won games this year. Some notoriously shite organizations found their way back into relevancy, while some teams still can’t figure it out and may never figure it out to be honest.. New stars were born.. New rules were tested.. and inevitably in the end.. The Back to Back Champs and an Old School power football team are the final 2 standing.

I can’t thank the players enough for their commitment to their professions and giving us an entertaining year.. to the coaches who haven’t really seen their families since training camp, THANK YOU for your love of the game.. and to the organizations investing millions… AND MILLLIONS.. of dollars into the league for us to be able to enjoy.. THANK YOU as well.

We got 1 game left.. let’s enjoy the shit out of it. Cheers to the NFL Season. It was an absolute blast to follow along with.. to those that rode the wave of the season with me and the boys, we say THANK YOU. We are so incredibly lucky and grateful that we get to do this for “work”…

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NOW.. 1 last NFL Season giveaway.. 1 winner of $10,000

Must Use #PMSSuperExactly.. and answer all 3 parts

Part 1~> The Over/Under for amount of time my Principal character appears in the NFL Commercial is 10 seconds, total commercial will be 2 minutesISH.. so.. Do you think Principal P will be in there OVER 10 seconds or UNDER 10 seconds?

Part 2~> What will the exact final score of the Super Bowl be?

Part 3~> Who will score the first points in the game? MUST USE PLAYER’S NAME

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Here are some examples of what a proper looking entry would look like.. I DON’T KNOW THE ANSWERS, OBVIOUSLY

“#PMSSuperExactly Over 10 seconds, Chiefs 31 Eagles 28, Harrison Butker”

Or

“#PMSSuperExactly Under 10 seconds, Eagles 28 Chiefs 24, Jalen Hurts”

Good luck.. If there’s a tie, we will search to see who entered their answers first.. if you don’t answer all 3 parts and don’t use #PMSSuperExactly, you will NOT be eligible to win.

Let’s have an incredible Super Bowl Sunday… we are indebted to you all forever.

🗣🗣 WE WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Good morning beautiful people.. today is a GREAT day.. it is the biggest day of the year for our sport.. after a lonnng tumultuous season, filled with wild scenes and crazy turns, today is the day that our 2024/2025 World Champion is crowned.

32 NFL teams start at the bottom of Lombardi Mountain each year.. All hoping to reach the pinnacle. The climax if you will.. Everything they do revolves around the mission of making it to today. I was very lucky to ride the coattails of a great team and experience the Super Bowl once but.. never got to experience the confetti falling in our favor. It’s a damn near impossible feat. You need a shit ton of luck, an abundance of talent, and “IT”… whatever the hell that is, you know it when you see it.

This year’s season felt like it flew by.. 17 games for everyone, seemingly in a snap of a finger. There was really bad football to start the year and we were all happy as hell to see some great football when it came. There were some blowouts which made the slew of thrillers even better.. A Hail Mary and a few blocked kicks won games this year. Some notoriously shite organizations found their way back into relevancy, while some teams still can’t figure it out and may never figure it out to be honest.. New stars were born.. New rules were tested.. and inevitably in the end.. The Back to Back Champs and an Old School power football team are the final 2 standing.

I can’t thank the players enough for their commitment to their professions and giving us an entertaining year.. to the coaches who haven’t really seen their families since training camp, THANK YOU for your love of the game.. and to the organizations investing millions… AND MILLLIONS.. of dollars into the league for us to be able to enjoy.. THANK YOU as well.

We got 1 game left.. let’s enjoy the shit out of it. Cheers to the NFL Season. It was an absolute blast to follow along with.. to those that rode the wave of the season with me and the boys, we say THANK YOU. We are so incredibly lucky and grateful that we get to do this for “work”…

_________________________________________

NOW.. 1 last NFL Season giveaway.. 1 winner of $10,000

Must Use #PMSSuperExactly.. and answer all 3 parts

Part 1~> The Over/Under for amount of time my Principal character appears in the NFL Commercial is 10 seconds, total commercial will be 2 minutesISH.. so.. Do you think Principal P will be in there OVER 10 seconds or UNDER 10 seconds?

Part 2~> What will the exact final score of the Super Bowl be?

Part 3~> Who will score the first points in the game? MUST USE PLAYER’S NAME

__________________________________________

Here are some examples of what a proper looking entry would look like.. I DON’T KNOW THE ANSWERS, OBVIOUSLY

“#PMSSuperExactly Over 10 seconds, Chiefs 31 Eagles 28, Harrison Butker”

Or

“#PMSSuperExactly Under 10 seconds, Eagles 28 Chiefs 24, Jalen Hurts”

Good luck.. If there’s a tie, we will search to see who entered their answers first.. if you don’t answer all 3 parts and don’t use #PMSSuperExactly, you will NOT be eligible to win.

Let’s have an incredible Super Bowl Sunday… we are indebted to you all forever.

🗣🗣 WE WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW

[Jake Shatzer @THEjacob87]

If you could see your whole life, from start to finish, would you change things?

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

W.

#BALvsBUF | #BillsMafia

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

the yankees have forgotten how to play baseball in the fifth inning

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

AARON JUDGE TWO-RUN HOMER

[Jake Shatzer @THEjacob87]

How I feel watching the World Series

[Jake Shatzer @THEjacob87]

@tyschmit Dude is as clutch as clutch can be

[New York Post Sports @nypostsports]

Why Baseball Reference projects Yankees for one of worst seasons in franchise history https://t.co/Wc51QA1Rqb

[Jake Shatzer @THEjacob87]

There is absolutely nothing better than October baseball. Sorry to all my neighbors who just heard me losing my mind

[Talkin’ Jake @TalkinJake]

WORLD SERIES BOUND BAYBEEEEE

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

WE’LL SEE YOU IN THE WORLD SERIES!

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton are going to their first World Series. Juan Soto is headed to his second. This, from a few days ago, on how it seemed like everything was lining up for the Yankees to make their first World Series in 15 years. And it did: https://t.co/8RhbTA06Lc

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

extra-inning HR in postseason series-clinching win, Yankees history:

2024 ALCS G5 Juan Soto
2003 ALCS G7 Aaron Boone

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

JUAN SOTO THREE RUN HOME RUN IN THE 10TH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

GIVE SOTO $700 MILLION TOMORROW.

[Jake Shatzer @THEjacob87]

Might mess around have a few panic attacks, see where the day takes me

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[youtooz @youtooz]

BG3 COLLECTION GIVEAWAY!! 🎲

❤️ like for the plushies
🔁 rt and reply “CHK!” for the vinyl figures

we’ll pick 3 winners for each set on the drop day august 20th!

[Jake Shatzer @THEjacob87]

All class that Austin Dillion

[Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck]

Austin Dillon's team radio had said "I don't care how you do it" before he hit Joey Logano and then "Wreck him! Wreck him!" before Denny Hamlin.

"Pop Pop is proud of you," Richard Childress then said on the radio.