Jacob Freeman

plz don’t thank me for my service

[Jacob Freeman @TheJacobFreeman]

The four smells of Henderson County:
Spring: apple blossoms
Summer: apple spray
Fall: rotting apples
Winter: cow manure

[TRIC @CriticalReactor]

Fuck a haunted house. Have you ever lost your TLD?

[Jacob Freeman @TheJacobFreeman]

The last actually good day I had was September 15th, 1997. All downhill from there

[Jacob Freeman @TheJacobFreeman]

@LaughterKye If you don’t hand write and then transcribe with a typewriter you’re fake

[Jacob Freeman @TheJacobFreeman]

@LaughterKye I ❤️ NY Pizza.
Great spot!

[Jacob Freeman @TheJacobFreeman]

Jokes on you I was gonna drink bleach ANYWAY

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[Cherie Berry @ElevatorQueen]

I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100 percent that bitch who drinks tequila while inspecting elevators

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

"The purists don't drink with me at 4 in the morning. I can't operate unless I'm tight with the kids. Unless I can hug them, party with them."

-- NC State Coach Jim Valvano, in this week's Sporting News in 1983.

[Jacob Freeman @TheJacobFreeman]

How the turn tables

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Colleges suffering huge financial blows from pandemic https://t.co/Zop8VG6pG1

[WolfpackNation @NCSUFans]

Embrace debate

[Jacob Freeman @TheJacobFreeman]

@LaughterKye @Pytor_the_gr8 Bro I’m DYINGGGGG

[Jacob Freeman @TheJacobFreeman]

@LaughterKye Goldfinger >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Jacob Freeman @TheJacobFreeman]

The Pats are smoking actual crack rn. They already lost TB and now they’re tossing GODskowski. They’re about to have several rebuilding seasons. (Assuming we don’t all die and turn into zombies)

[ESPN @espn]

LeBron for three: season hiatus edition 👌

(via rudy_willingham/Instagram)

[Jacob Freeman @TheJacobFreeman]

IYKYK

[midgar allan poe @jnco_de_mayo]

no...

[midgar allan poe @jnco_de_mayo]

no...

[NC State Football @PackFootball]

#BeatUNC

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[Kelvin Harmon @_HarmonK]

This pic says enough #GTHC 🐺

[NC State Football @PackFootball]

Leave it all on the field.

#BeatUNC | #1Pack1Goal

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[Barstool Pack @BarstoolPack]

31 point win in Reynolds and now we’re off to the tailgate lots. Roll the damn clip

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Hamlet when he realizes it was Polonius behind the curtain, not Claudius