James Bond

Yes it's my real name , no my parents weren't fans and yes I have heard that one before !

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@swiftruncoach He’s very David Brent

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@swiftruncoach Damn straight

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@swiftruncoach I’ve erased that from my memory as as far as I’m concerned it was a recommendation and you are in every way liable for the 20 pair of daps I bought

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@swiftruncoach Ok i’m easily led as you well know !

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@swiftruncoach So worth a go then ?

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@swiftruncoach Not literally but y’know …..

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@swiftruncoach Ok I’m all ears …..

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@swiftruncoach Any good for over pronation

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@swiftruncoach Is this a weird game of Simon says ?

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@WorldFamousHot1 What’s yours motivation for this tweet ? Surely if cancer patients get comfort and motivation to see it as a battle that’s fine and their choice ?

[Rob Rinder @RobbieRinder]

Today, the Taliban killed a pregnant police officer.

Her name was Banu Nega.

Remember her name.
https://t.co/eW6Aihr0J5

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

Hey @benshephard @susannareid100 @GMB if you interview anyone from @ConHome today ask why we can’t use the £350m @BorisJohnson told us we would get back from EU , to support NHS and Social Care Plans #lies

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@rickygervais Horrendous

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@TomFletcher @mcflyharry @DougiePoynter @itsDannyJones @mcflymusic super disappointed McFly in Gloucester was cancelled but really disappointed the promoters won’t answer emails for refund. Can’t make the revised date best year and just want money back. Big fans but this sucks 👎🏻

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@KirstieMAllsopp This👏🏻

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@swiftruncoach You’ll be disappointed then 🤦🏼‍♂️

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@JobyMortimer Tart

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@DVLAgovuk Hi. How do I get in contact to chase my sons provisional driving licence application. Applied in may still nothing. Online chat not working and no telephone service working

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@swiftruncoach Mate I keep telling you you’re not allowed you’re too old

[James Bond @TheJamesBond]

@swiftruncoach See what you did there