Jess

at this point the biggest joke is my life

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

Deadass how does weatherman know shit? It’s gonna be a high of 75 on Sunday? I didn’t know you could talk to the sun weather boy

[owyn @finglasboy]

I love incense

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

There’s no better seratonin boost then the one you get when you leave a 5 ⭐️ review on an Etsy shop page and write you a message to thank you 🥴

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

I can’t believe the APD and me have the same Cheeto budget

[Rev. Dr. William J. Barber II @RevDrBarber]

If 95% of people wear masks, tens of thousands of lives could be saved, model shows.

https://t.co/gHxJ6gdNHm

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

#NewProfilePic

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

Literally got back on Twitter for 5 mins to let y’all know if @McDonalds for my god damn sauce for my nuggets one more time I’m gonna flip my shit

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

@Jenna_Marbles

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

@GameOfThrones thanks #GameOfThones

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

#Snapchat #hotdogmeme

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

@paperandinkk : it's so cool in Florida they have the crocodile farm.
Me: you mean all of Florida?

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

Me : "I have a bit of a love hate relationship with babies. I don't trust them, except with keeping secrets (squints eyes) only for a time."

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

My #mood 24/7

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

@Jenna_Marbles just realized that my dog freckles was born like a week after marbles (his bday June 14 2008)

[SimsVIP @SimsVIP]

Giveaway Time! Follow and RT for a chance to win #TheSims4 Parenthood! Entry period ends 6/1 @ 5pm ET!

[Jess @TheJessCanada]

Mom: Jessie, can you get the Bengay? I hurt my leg.
Me: yeah okay, but I really don't see how Ben's sexual orientation is gonna help.