John Perrow

just me and my ramblings

[John Perrow @TheJohnPerrow]

@battleftrust I have a minion cannonball that I found in a field in Guisborough, I have also found many musket balls found in nearby fields, and even a 2" breech loading canon ball from the similar area.

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@SunderlandUK Roady McFloaty

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@AsdaServiceTeam do you have a no refunds policy at your express stores? Was just made to feel like a criminal for asking for money back for trying to suggest that broccoli i had bought was inedible due to being woody.

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@IcelandFoods can you help... how can this be a "new improved recipe"???

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@zetlandfm I can't believe nobody else has said True Colours by Cyndi Lauper

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@bodc I will, but I was hoping you had maybe a pdf list on your website somewhere?

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Hi @bodc, Do you have a table of the harmonic constants for various locations around the UK please?

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I have never known such love and support in my life than I’m getting this morning (England World Cup goals aside, possibly). I want to thank each and every one of you. It means a lot. I’ll continue to try and speak up for those poor souls that have no voice. Cheers all. 👊🏻

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@EastBadger Can you please add me so I can DM you :)

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@CrossingtheTees Hi where can I get a copy of each of the previous books please?

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@polichinela @Phins4Ev @KirstAllum In the South West, It's fairly common to call strangers (male or female) "My Lover"

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@BBCTees Agony bags?

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The Cure Boys don't cry @BBCTees

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@NickBoles More fool you.

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@Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Today is our chance to send the Labour Party a message they can’t ignore: Britain deserves better.

Make a plan to vote and tell your friends and family to do the same.

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@OwenJones84 But it is an endorsement of an uninspiring and dishonest Labour leadership

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@homebargains have you stopped stocking Koka noodles?? I'm down to my last two packets :(

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Dear met police, how long does it take to investigate a party?

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@NorsemenSafety Hi I can't see how to get to the checkout on your Web page?

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