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Please stop sending

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What the difference between coffee and your opinion? PEOPLE LIKE COFFEE
#keepsmiling

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Rav Zelig always giggles to himself when he has the urge to say amen after the chazzan counts sefira.
@endidmem_music

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BREAKING:GELLERMANS: Habachur Hachashuv Ari Feiger sent out a tweet while lying on his bed and by mistake he wrote "send" instead of "sent".

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"Since it happens to be in middle of the zman and I'm too busy learning I dont send out tweets."
-Ari Feiger
(I only send this for TZVI TAG)

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Nobody except educated ppl know what the "football" so i am not sure why @endimem_music used it in his tweet. But watever he IS funny so...

[Awkward Bachur @endimem_music]

Reb Zelig pulled the chair out from under his father in law after washing by his shabbos sheva brachos

[Awkward Bachur @endimem_music]

Askan: What's your name?

OTD Teen: Gilbert

Askan: Lmaooooo

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Baruch Kreeper sleeps with his eyes opened.
#baruchkreeper
@endimem_music

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Baruch Kreeper sleeps with his eyes opened.
#baruchkreeper

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Justin Bieber is that older single guy who gets into teary eyed fights with 5th graders in the shul kitchen on shabbos during laining.

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*rosh comes home from wedding smirking uncontrollably*
Rebitzin (in singsong voice): WAS SOMEONE MESADER TONITE!!!
*rosh beams*

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Yeshiva dinner:
*rosh walks in late wearing beats*
*hall gets quiet*
*rosh turns red and starts muttering uncontrollably*

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After all the rangers players peed in the stanley cup:
Henrik:"I WANNA DRINK IT"
*team gets all quiet and gives him wierd looks* #iftheywin

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Nossi kanner (@realclearjew) almost got crushed when the door to the train started closing on him he just made it by a hair. #baruchhashem

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If someone can explain to me why you cant tickle yourself I will personally travel to their house and give them a $100 bill. #lotsamoney

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I have a minhag to put shards of glass in my pitcher of water. #shlisselchallah @cholentface

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Why stop at keys in Challah? Let's put razor blades in Kugel! Needles in Gefilte fish! Thumbtacks in Matzah balls!
#ShlisselChallah

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I would like to give a bracha to all guys going back to BCY (l'afookay meir and botch #traitors) that you should all finish maseches SUCCAH.

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New book just came out in Lawrence: "Baruch Learns About Poor People"
New book in crown hieghts: "Kiruv In Vegas" By Morris Ayin