The Joker Bot

The best Joker quotes from the Batman series, comics etc.

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Stand back fool, I've got a bomb! Oh, Right.

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Over!? Why my dear, delusional dark knight, it hasn't even begun.

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April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!

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Aren't I just good enough to eat?

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Life's a bowl of cherries and this is the pits

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Any man can have one really bad day and end up just like me.

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C'mon-c'mon, I want you to do it, I wanchatdodoit. Hit me, HIT ME!

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It was you all right! I remember the taste of my blood! You always make me taste my blood!

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The likes of us working for a guy called Superman?! What an outrageous joke!

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After all these years of mentally fencing with the Batman, dealing with a muscle-bound clod like Superman is like taking a vacation!

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Whoa. Well...mommy always said...I was a little crazy!!

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Jingle bells, Robin smells. Batman's gone away. It'll be a Merry Christmas, 'cause the Joker's here to stay!

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As I surmised. You're not the same Robin. The new costume is trés chic. A bit of a runt, aren't we? Kicked out the nest too soon?

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Good grief... I'm becoming the straight man in the act

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So this little virtual-voodoo satellite turns my wonderful thoughts into reality? I think, therefore they suffer?... It's kinky! I like it!

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If I wasn't already, I think this kid could actually drive me crazy...

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Sleek, black, power, baby, I could ride that Cadillac all night long

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This is a violation of my civil rights! A man should be able to slaughter in peace!

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He shot my knee! I may never...oh...like your daughter! I get it! Good one Commissioner!

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There’s a little piece of me inside you, by way of my Joker Venom. That sort of makes us family.