Earl Of Pirate Hats

I'm perfectly capable of describing myself in 160 characters. It's really not a problem for me, I can totally write my bio is 160 characters or le

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I'm going in anyway, so if you see a daft bastard with red hair and a look of utter defeat on his face, it's me. #nclcollege

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Genuinely don't know if I'm supposed to be in tomorrow @NCLCollege

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Ordered a t-shirt from the @DropDeadUK ebay store and I've somehow ended up with a phone case. #ICANTWEARAPHONECASE

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We all know that the next AC is pro'lly gonna be cowboys.

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I wanna play Black Flag but I suck at it.

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oh shit I'm in London tomorrow... hmm..let's see, should I wear my usual shirt and scarf or my new neon Bart Simpson tee?

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Can everyone just follow me on tumblr? Twitter confuses me.

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Too soon to throw a party to celebrate ol' Fred Phelps death? No?

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Let's go to the beach, each lesgontnbitb4oh colhncihtighrilbrhtilg hilb hgi hbilb hior ho STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLY

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@mrjerryhall http://t.co/yPmsVIwyKK

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@jephjacques Just so you know, in the last panel it says "to to to" instead of "to go to" :)

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I should not be allowed to write whilst listening to showtunes. My story about forests has become Wicked.

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If you end your messages to me with 'X', I WILL pretend to be Professor X and start calling you Magneto and Old Friend.

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I can't decide if this is a predator smile or an endearing smile.

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Straight Cis Boys Frighten Me: A book by me.

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#SherlockAU everything's the same except John is a sock puppet.

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@Colette_L We all know this will only end with a fight to the death.

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Well, @Colette_L, you just made a very powerless enemy. #MINE

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Trying to tweet more but I just really fuckin' hate twitter.

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CarlosxCecil is legit the best fictional gay couple in modern media.