Jonathan Avis

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Jody Hirschi 🍫 @hirschibar]

You survive either way if you press red, while you may not if you press blue. Everyone should rationally press red and everyone should survive.

The way the question is presented makes people feel like blue is the moral choice while red is greedy, but everyone should obviously press red and have everyone survive. No reason to press blue

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Third-base coach Kyle Hudson was also let go by Boston, sources tell ESPN.

Less than a month into the season, the Red Sox are almost fully overhauling their coaching staff. Alex Cora is out with nearly two years remaining on his deal. Wholesale changes have come to Boston.

[scarsdale stevie @slapshotcapital]

“In Nantucket”

[Jake Iggy @JakeIggy]

“SELL THE TEAM” chants are loud at Fenway Park

[g @g_hasselhoff]

Honey, break out the fine china

[Clare @clare__4019]

who needs April Fools when my baseball team is already a joke

[T 🇹🇹 @AlaskanTom]

Out drove Tiger Woods today .

[Backyard Sports @_BackyardSports]

Pablo got called up!⚾️
Thanks for having us @RedSox

[John W. Henry @John_W_Henry]

@Dan_Shaughnessy Historic

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

alarm done went off 7 times i'm just rotating in bed like a gas station hot dog

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

WILYER ABREU GIVES VENEZUELA THE LEAD!!!!

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Injury Report Update:

Jayson Tatum - AVAILABLE

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

ROMAN ANTHONY JUST SENT A BASEBALL TO THE MOON FOR TEAM USA!

[brianna pirre @bsp_13]

yeah that’s what i thought PAL

[Boston Radio Watch®️ @bostonradio]

Hang 28 on the best defense in football and suddenly the ‘easy schedule’ chorus on X turns into a mime act.

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

DE'ANDRE HUNTER DROPPED JOSH GIDDEY 😱

(via @NBA)

[Jonathan Avis @TheJonathanAvis]

Worse!

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

Rafaela has been just as bad as Duran and people just don’t wanna talk about it.

[Jonathan Avis @TheJonathanAvis]

@RioStaysTrue @playbook FanDuel