Santifa

Not a porn bot but trying my best.

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

How to do Keto:

Step 1: Substitute everything for avocado

Step 2: Tell people about it.

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

What’s the line between “agitator” and “patriot”? Between “brandishing a weapon” and “lawfully armed”? Between “looking for trouble” and “defending his community”? Somehow the ones with blood on their hands are always “right”.

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

So when is bringing a gun to a protest patriotic and when does it make you a radical?

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

Don’t tread on me…with those tasty tasty boots!

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

They sent a 400k missile to do a thumbtack's job.

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

Finally! US Fighter Pilots are the Best in the World. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/KNqvsa6azI

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

Lol we just popped a balloon with a 400k missile. Winnie the Pooh is laughing his ass off.

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

Republicans always use my birthday as a chance to give me hope that they will just collapse under their own fuckery

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

The House is embarking on a 12th round of voting for speaker of the House.

Follow our live coverage: https://t.co/DJ4P3deuO3

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

"How do you deal with that everyday? It seems like you would be very anxious and depressed...well I guess I just answered my own question." - quotes from therapy

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

What if instead of showing pregnant teens a fetal heartbeat we sit them down with a financial advisor and a nutritionist?

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

@plusdinosaurs Ummm, he's on his 3rd wife...

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

Trump started slinging merch faster than a 90's child star headlining a comedy club

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

People: "There's a light at the end of the tunnel"

The tunnel:

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

@TheFFBallers TyREEK Hill

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

I can't be the only one mad that the Google Pixel 6 isn't called the Google Sixel

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

Trubisky looks like a Funko Pop

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

Remember as a reward for the pandemic when all the fast food places had a good chicken sandwich for a few months?

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

Ugh! Anyone else keep confusing their Fantasy Football apps with their Hookup apps?

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

Just watching Big Bang with the folks and @mioliquid comes on with this filth
https://t.co/dRkYQoZtIQ

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

So sick of waiting for the good guys with guns to show up.

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

So sick of waiting for the good guys with guns to show up.

[Santifa @TheJoshCocks]

My birthday is January 6 and every indictment that comes out of this I am counting as a gift to me